#fairy tail incorrect quotes
Natsu: LUCY! My face is on fire!
Lucy: NATSU! Are you ok?!
Natsu: Oh yes, I’m fine. I just said that to make sure you’d come in here quickly.
Lucy: But your face is on fire.
Natsu: Yes. It’s much faster than shaving.
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Mirajane: I’ve done enough girlbossing.
Mirajane: It’s time to girlrest, girlsleep, girlliedown.
Lucy: *answers phone* Hello?
Natsu: It’s Natsu.
Lucy: *sighs* what did he burn this time?
Natsu: No, not like that, it’s actually me.
Lucy: What did you burn this time?
Hibiki: Why do guys call each other “pretty boy” as an insult? That’s the most flattering thing anyone could say to me
Hibiki: Call me pretty boy
Hibiki: Tell me I’m the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
Makarov: WHAT HAPPENED?
Erza: You want the long or the short?
Makarov: The short.
Natsu: Shit’s fucked.
Makarov: …okay, the long.
Gray: Shit’s very fucked.
Lucy: My main dilemma when I see a pretty girl is am I jealous of her or attracted to her? Do I want to be her or date her?
Lucy: Therapy is expensive, but you know what isn’t? Traumadumping at the dark guilds trying to kill you until they feel so bad they stop
Mirajane: Are- are you okay?
Lucy: Do I look-
Levy: Humans are not the only animals that engage in homosexuality, but are the only animals that engage in homophobia.
Gajeel: Wrong, I limped my wrist at Lily and he attacked me.
Gray: Pros and cons of dating me.
Gray: Pros. You’ll be the cute one.
Gray: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Erza: I joined Fairy Tail for the same reason people go to zoos.
*camera cuts to Natsu and Gray beating the living shit out of each other*
Erza: Look at that. Nature is beautiful.
Jellal: This is the grossest, most emotionally manipulative, most exploitative thing I have ever seen in my life.
Ultear: Aww, thank you.
Natsu: are you busy?
Lucy:yes.
Natsu: cool, listen to this
