#family stuff
Making sure our brother knows his sisters are here for him if he’s not getting a fuck from his girlfriend is what we call family support.
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[I’m sure that paladins have played 21 questions while being stuck in space]
lance: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE???
keith: um yeah
pidge: lol me too. romance sucks
lance: matt told me that you used to have a crush on your math teacher
pidge: >>>:]]] lance, darling…
run.
***
hunk: so, 3 people with me on an abandoned island, huh? i would probably take lance…
lance: ooooooOOOOOOH
hunk: because
lance: OOOOOOOOH
hunk: he’s… my…
lance: o-o-o-o-o-o-oh
hunk: best… friend
lance: oh
lance: and that’s all? not the love of your life? just a best friend? i feel betrayed
***
pidge: how much lemonade can you consume in one session?
allura: le monade? is it french?
pidge: gosh your translator glitches again
hunk: maybe you better learn our language, princess. it’s not that hard
lance: okay, i’m the teacher. Here we go: *sings*
A for Allura
B for bayard
C for citizen
D for… um
keith: D for damn it lance shut up please
***
keith: it’s weird but sometimes i only want to sit in somebody’s living room with a cup of coffee and talk about life till the damn. y'know, the feeling of being safe and loved and trusted and… shit forget about what i said
hunk: *tears up* please continue
pidge: dude, after we return we can have sleepovers every day if you want
lance: *snores*
keith: feels like we are already having one
***
[I wonder about some things that would definetly happen after paladins returned on Earth…]
Lance teaches Coran how to use a smartphone and social media
A nice vacation somewhere on Cuba. Turns out that alteans’ sunburn makes their skin lighter and Keith can not swim
Krolia tries milkshake for the first time
Pidge and Keith somehow managed to steal an old van and paint a Castle of Lions on it
When paladjns understand that OH F*CK WE NEED MONEY Shiro does that kind of ‘i got u covered’ face and tells them about his salary for Kerberos mission (a big amount of bucks, actually)
Allura goes shopping
Lance, Pidge, Allura and Keith grab their pets and go to veterinarian hospital
Pidge: so yeah, his name is Dave and I think he became a little bit greener last week…
NONONO KROLIA WAIT THESE AREN’T KNIVES THEY’RE FOR BBQ STOP
Keith has grown up and he can’t show up in his Marmora suit so here goes a loooooong process of finding some clothes
Keith: nuh, too bright. too dark. too new. too tight. nuh… too cool
everybody: WHAT THE
Coran rides a motorcycle
A workshop in the backyard of the Holts’ house
Hunk teaches everyone some gardening and since then paladins keep small plants in their bedrooms
10.3.
Today I told my little sister that I never stopped having an eating disorder and she started crying.
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