#fangs riverdale

Fangs: Hey what time is it?

Sweet Pea: I don’t know, pass me the trombone and I’ll find out.

Sweet Pea: [blasts the trombone]

Toni:Who the FUCK is playing the trombone at TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?

Sweet Pea: It’s two A.M.

Fangs:… Figured

Fangs:What country has the most birds?

Sweet Pea: Portu-geese.

Fangs:Wait, that’s a language.

Sweet Pea:Portu-gull.

Fangs: Nice recovery. Or should I say re-dove-ry

[later]

Fangs:Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

SweetPea:Don’t say a word

Fangs:… fergalicious

SweetPea:I said no words!

Fangs:Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing scrabble, it wasn’t a word, but now it is. how convenient for you!

Penny & the ghoulies: *breathes in the direction of Fangs*

Me:*crackling knuckles* i think the fuck not u trick ass bitch

Fangs:[hugs sweet pea from behind]

Fangs:[softly tucks his hair behind his ear]

Sweet Pea: [shivers]

Fangs:[whispers] Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and we’re done.

Sweet Pea: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk

Fangs: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Sweet Pea: [tearing up] Because you are!

*Sweet Pea and Archie fighting behind the counter*

Fangs: “Can I get a waffle? Can I pLeAsE get a waffle??”

Fangs: Please tell me this is safe

Sweet Pea: This is safe

Fangs: Please tell me this is safe, without lying

Sweet Pea: …You’re really demanding, you know that

Toni: Can you pass the sugar?

Sweet Pea: *throws Fangs across the table*

Fangs: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Sweet Pea: Which one? I can’t do both.