#southside riverdale

black hood: *points gun at sweet pea and toni*

black hood: give me all of your money if you want to live!

sweet pea: bold of you to assume i want to live

toni: bold of you to assume i have money

fangs, getting shot: guys, now is not the time

Penny & the ghoulies: *breathes in the direction of Fangs*

Me:*crackling knuckles* i think the fuck not u trick ass bitch

SweetPea:I DO WHAT I WANT

Fangs: I’m calling Toni.

SweetPea:no wait

Sweet Pea: I’m over this dumbass school with all of these fake ass people

Jughead:Hey

Sweetpea:Hey

Sweetpea: Fuckin’ bitch

*Sweet Pea and Archie fighting behind the counter*

Fangs: “Can I get a waffle? Can I pLeAsE get a waffle??”

Fangs: Please tell me this is safe

Sweet Pea: This is safe

Fangs: Please tell me this is safe, without lying

Sweet Pea: …You’re really demanding, you know that

Jughead: Well, in times like this, I live by the words that my father always tells me. 

Jughead: “Fuck off. I’m busy.”

Sweet Pea: [To Jughead] I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.

Jughead: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

Sweet Pea: Sometimes I whine like a big bitch

Toni: How would you describe your life?

Jughead: Basically when you try to make an omelette, but fuck it up and end up with scrambled eggs, but it’s ok.