#first main focus voice acting so epic
CRAIG:Token, people are asking about that Damien kid.
CRAIG: I don’t even know how he’s relevant to all of this, but last I heard, youwere the one who talked to him last.
TOKEN: Who the hell is on your blog asking this kind of stuff, dude?
CRAIG:Dude I don’t fucking know. People.
TOKEN:Well…
TOKEN: He was kind of like…
TOKEN:Not helpful at all.
TOKEN:He just told me all of this isourfault.
TOKEN: But he did say if I needed anything that I could call him, I guess?
CRAIG:Yeah that’s what they’re saying you should do.
TOKEN: He didn’t really… give me a phone number or anything, though.
CARTMAN:Ugh, can you guys shut up?
CARTMAN: It’s hard enough sleeping on all this hay without you guys yappingacross the freakin’ barn all night.
TOKEN: We’re trying to figure out what to do next, fatass.
CARTMAN:Cool.
CARTMAN:Do it where I can’t hear you guys.
CLYDE:D’you think… if we got his help. he’d get ridda the demons for us…
TOKEN:No, I don’t think so.
TOKEN: He told me unless we like, literally have a favor from the king of hell, we’re pretty shit outta luck.
TOKEN:I really wish I had been thinking a little more at that moment, I would’ve asked him for his number.
TOKEN: Even though… he was the one to tell meto callhim.
CLYDE:Well… maybeeeee…
CLYDE:[yawn]
CLYDE:Have you tried jus’ typing a bunch of sixes into the phone…
CLYDE:Heheh… gettit… ‘cause he’s like from hell and stuff and… 6… 66… yeah… nice…
CLYDE:…
CLYDE:Jimmy would’ve laughed at that…
CLYDE: I’m sure…
CLYDE:…
CLYDE:sznnnzzzzzz…
TOKEN:…Yeah, I bet he would’ve, Clyde…
TOKEN:Get some sleep, bud.
CARTMAN:Guys seriously I’m gonna hurl a bale of hay at you if you don’t shut up soon.
CRAIG: Go die Cartman.
CARTMAN:So I can come back as a stupid demon like the rest of those losers?
CARTMAN:No thanks.
TOKEN:Well…
TOKEN:I mean I guess it isn’t the dumbestidea Clyde’s ever had.
CRAIG:You’re seriously gonna try typing666 into the phone?
TOKEN:That or like,ten sixes to make it a proper number.
CRAIG: Is 666 even a real area code…?
TOKEN:Dude, I don’t know.
TOKEN: What else am I supposed to do right now.
TOKEN:I don’t suppose anybody in here has his number?
CRAIG:Nobody likes hanging around him and his stupid glasses.
TOKEN:Exactly.
TOKEN:I’m.
TOKEN: I’m just gonna try this and see if it works.
TOKEN:…
TOKEN: Ugh, great. It just went straight to voicemail.
TOKEN:[sigh]
TOKEN: You know what.
TOKEN: I’m not even gonna bother leaving him a message, I doubt he’s going to listen to it anyways…
CRAIG: Cool, what a waste of time.