sizzleitupwithjohann:

Taz is trending my skin is clear and my crops are flourishing

constantlyonfirerpgideas:

I super want to do a D&D podcast

Who would listen to it and who would possibly be on board? I would DM, I have a campaign written out.

Or if there’s someone with a better campaign idea who has more experience DMing.

Just an idea, nothing concrete

Send me asks or DM me about any ideas you have or if you’re interested. It would be done over discord via voice and It’ll take some prep before everything would be remotely ready but I’m thinking it’d be bi-weekly

fortidogi:

greylilacs:

greylilacs:

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!

Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez

And by mini I mean REALLY mini!

But finally we started seeing development!

See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!

Then more started showing up!

Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!

And then!!!

Today I just went to look and!!

!!!

MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!

Update

They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies. 

This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly. 

He’s not very good at it yet though.

He try his best. 

He has a fucking :3 on his face.

NOPE

probablyurbanfantasyrpgideas:

probablyunneccesaryrpgideas:

probablythematicrpgideas:

probablyromanticrpgideas:

ramblinggtoaster:

verydaftrpgideas:

probablyromanticrpgideas:

A dnd campaign with the probably blogs but everyone is in character with their blog.

who’d dm

MEEEEEEEEE

Yo actually?

Bard of the college of lore at your service ready to give useless world running and designing advice once every blue moon if the stars align

A classless level 1 human character, with no weapons and no spells

A centaur lawyer, ready to bail his companions out of whatever trouble they stumble into this time

The world’s most Chaotic Neutral Fire Genasi Warlock here to burn literally everything I even barely dislike.

probablyacerpgideas:

just a reminder because it’s coming out day today

- don’t out people

- your safety is far more important

i will yeet people who say otherwise into space

Safety is more important than some “holiday”.

Don’t out people “for them” or I’ll burn your house down

probablyfrickenweirdrpgideas:

graycaboose:

portmanteau-bot:

probablyfrickenweirdrpgideas:

probablybonkersrpgideas:

probablyfrickenweirdrpgideas:

ugiveureceive:

probablyfrickenweirdrpgideas:

Skeletal time

a skeleton, but he just has really long legs. They keep adding bones to their legs.

the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to the thigh bone is connected to

I am proud

You shouldn’t be

still blocked

still + blocked = stocked.

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wait… 

wait no stop

no he shall step

I love this, I wanna make him a player character and name him Lal.

probablystrangerpgideas:

probablymediocrerpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Make the party’s trip to the elemental planes more immersive by pouring a bucket of hot fizzy mud over the players.

Make the party’s trip to the elemental plane of water more immersive by hooking up a humidifier and letting it run during the whole session.

make the party’s trip to the elemental plane of fire more immersive by burning your house down

I feel like that’s my line lmao