Strawberry cake

Today’s dinner: kale, cucumber, cauliflower, celery, carrot, pomegranate, and pasta.

Watch “Rat versus Celery” on YouTube

Bert vs Celery.

Footage from the corn massacre.

The god of corn blessed us today.

Happy 4/13!!!

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tequilaxmockingbird08:

issamomma:

issamomma:

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.

Omfg

Finally made the beetroot and blue cheese scones I told @earlymoderngothic about (like 2 years ago lol). They aren’t bad but neither good, probably has to do with the fact that I changed the recepie :)

Al fin hice los scones de remolacha y queso azul! No salieron súper, seguramente tiene que ver con que cambie la receta jaja. Como que no quedo con una textura súper sconosa

disc80s:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRdUqC9pnPz

i had a really good sandwich for dinner and im still thinking about it three hours later

Census of people who have accidentally poured orange juice in their coffee

This is a very sad day… The gasket in my 12-year-old Zojirushi rice cooker is no longer sealing properly, and I can’t figure out how to replace it.