How we doin’ guys? Personally I feel like I am ~crumbling~ inside but that is FINE. I’m just being vibe checked from God. Anyways; I wanted something that would make me cry but also feel better soooooo enjoy
These are some headcanons of mine about how Haikyuu peeps would comfort you
Asahi is a big hugger. You feel sad? Hugs all around. They are also immaculate. 10/10 would hug again
Sugawara like aggressively loves you. You don’t get the sweet little “it’ll be okay” no. You get the “you are a bad bitch. Mkay?”
Kuroo is a fucking impeccable listener. He’ll never tell you what you should and shouldn’t be doing, he listens and just lets you express
Bokuto is also a big hugger, but like BIG HUGGER. That man will bear hug the tears out of your body and will not let go until you at least smile
Daichi gives the best advice, he literally just knows everything. He never judges you and generally just puts things straight like “okay look this is what needs to happen”
Atsumu’s specialty is making you laugh. He isn’t good with words but he never fails to make you smile
Osamu, on the other hand, is quite gentle. His tone, demeanor, literally everything softens when you’re upset. It’s just generally calm and he gives you the energy you need to just breathe
Oikawa plans straight up murder. Someone hurt you? Don’t worry babe, Oikawa is planning it and pitching it to Iwaizumi later
Akaashi lets you lay with your head on his thighs and plays with your hair because he knows it usually calms you down. His advice is also top-notch
I just KNOW Nishinoya’s exact quote would be so casual “whatcha’ sad about?” I can hear it in his voice. He buys you sweets and lets you vent out your problems. It’s most likely that afterwards he shows you a trick he’s working on, even more likely he fails (on purpose to make you smile)
Tsukishima is literally so fucking blunt it’s incredible. However, he has this whole protective vibe to him that he’ll never admit to. You basically bully each other back and forth until you feel better
At first it seems like Kenma doesn’t care, but, he actually forces you to play games with him because he wants to distract you from your sadness
Kiyoko makes you a whole ass care package. Snacks, face mask, lil post-its about how amazing you are. Literally the queen of comforting (and everything let’s be real)
Ukai thinks that you’re faking it at first but quickly realises that you’re not. He offers to beat someone’s ass if they hurt your feelings
Tendou is literally a serotonin refill station. Anything he does just makes you smile. He is quite prone to wholesome confusion like “I don’t get it why would someone say that to you???”
Saeko literally goes “hell no” and takes you on a day out because fuck being sad, all my homies hate being sad
Mad Dog has NO IDEA what to say to you. If someone has hurt you, the next day you find out that he got into a fight with them. He refuses to admit he did it for you
Iwaizumi being SUPER protective joins in on the fight. He keeps a really close eye on you for a while to make sure that you’re okay
Aone, also an incredible listener. By the end of your rant, he gives you little pat on the head
Tanaka contemplates threatening whoever/whatever caused your sadness, but settles for cuddles while watching your favourite movie
_________________________________________________________ Head empty. Just ‘me do a good spike. me so happy feels’ God I love that boy. I started writing this literally bawling my eyes out but not I’m just… eh. My eyes feel weird tho hjkgfcx Hope y’all are okay <3 Feel free to message me if you need to chat with someone
You guys seemed to really like part one so here’s part two that nobody asked for :) If you haven’t read part one you can click here to access it These are all after the time-jump! They are all 18+
Karasuno-
Suga can actually be a pillow princess sometimes and likes to be treated like royalty. Basically worshipped.
Daichi loves working both hands at the same time, like choking you while fingering. He also goes mad for eye contact and forces you to look at him
Asahi is a gentle giant but is super strong so he kind of likes to ragdoll and manhandle you because it makes him feel quite dominant
Noya is super good with his fingers, like crazy good. He can make you come from fingering without putting in any effort, he’s at a god-tier level
Tanaka literally pounds you. Rails you into oblivion. You are left with aching hips and feeling like your insides are bruised.
Kageyama likes degrading. He’s also super good at it. All the Hinata-boke practice prepared him for it
Hinata always makes sure that you’re okay, checks to make sure you’re feeling good and all that jazz
Tsukishima also degrades you. And dear god he’s good at it. He usually mixes degradation with praises such as “What a good slut”
Yam’s likes it when you’re on top, purely because he gets to hold your hips and look at you
Other Teams-
Kuroo loves giving head, it’s literally one of his favourite things and sometimes gets so desperate to taste you that he can’t even make it 2 steps past the front door
Kenma loves to get sucked off while he’s streaming which has happened more than once. You sit under the desk while he keeps a poker face. The only thing that gives it away is when his cheeks start burning red and his concentration is altered
Lev likes to fuck you while standing, he wraps your legs around his waist and helps you bounce on him
Bokuto adores holding your hips and thighs during sex, any part of you that he can grip, he’s in love with. Especially when he really gets into pounding you and tries to go harder
Akaashi always smirks down at you when you give him head. He also makes you swallow when he finishes in your mouth
Oikawa can very easily be forced into submission, also pillow princess mentality.
Iwaizumi (lord give me strength) likes to spit on you or in your mouth, then forces you to look at him and swallow it
Ushijima really loves cockwarming. He sometimes just makes you do it while he studies for his classes and thrusts up suddenly whenever you move
I have a gut feeling that Tendō isn’t even bothered by periods. Like he has no hesitation to period sex and is genuinely surprised when you tell him that most others wouldn’t keep going
Semi loves it when you wear his shirt while he fucks you, just his shirt and that’s it, maybe thigh high socks here and there.
You’re always the first person that Suna calls whenever he gets drunk and wants to fuck. He also loves it when you leave hickeys on him so he can show them off
Atsumu has, more than once, fucked you in the locker room after practice because he likes the risk of getting caught
Osamu can very easily (if you are female) make you squirt. Like super easy doesn’t even break a sweat
Can we just talk about that Iwa one tho… UGH the audacity he has to not be real
being part of a content house is harder than you think whenever you are new to the crew. though everyone in the house seem to like you, only one seems to resent your presence.. or is it because of what happened in the past?
kinktober day 5: osamu + dumbification + voyeurism
cw.nsfw, mdni, vaginal penetration, public sex? [samu fucks you in his empty shop], spanking, humiliation, voyeurism, slight dumbification, tsumu walks in on you at the end
wc.600
a/n. pls forgive me for not posting, i’ve had a lot of things going on but i’m gonna try and finish this kinktober even if it’s late
“you’re just a little whore, aren’t you?” he says, when the customer finally leaves through the door. you curse under your breath, regretful of what you did earlier today to merit the punishment he was sure to give you now that you were free.
his hands fell heavy on your waist, and his breath shuddered next to your shoulder. you try to ignore him, you look out the window to distract yourself, not too many cars passing by the street in front of you.
“i’m talking to you” he says, grabbing your cheeks between his thumb and his pointer finger and turning your head towards him, squishing your face in the process. “don’t ignore me”
“i’m not” you reply with difficulty, it’s hard to talk when he holds your head like this.
“you’re not?” he parrots with a chuckle, “then bend over”
it’s embarrassing how quickly you bend over on the table in front of you and flip up the skirt you’d been wearing to tease him. his fingers are driven to your slit, it’s almost automatic from how many times he’s done the same thing.
“you’re not even wearing any panties, aren’t you ashamed of yourself?” he asks, his fingers dipping into your needy hole. your walls flutter around his digits at his words, and your hands grab onto the edge of the small round table.
“you’re not supposed to enjoy your punishment” he says, and you feel his fingers slip out and his belt buckle come undone.
try as you might to turn your head and see him, he pushes your head against the cold wood of the table, and leaves you breathless when he does so little as rub the tip against you. your back arches and your hips buck under his touch.
aren’t you ashamed of yourself? his question lingers in your head. in other circumstances, yes. you would be ashamed, your cheeks would be burning red with guilt and embarrassment, but not right now, when all you can think about is the anticipation of him pushing into you.
you both gasp when he slips in, even if he doesn’t want to give you the satisfaction of his sounds right now, you know he can’t hold back when he’s finally inside you. he lands a few spanks on your ass and presses his chest to your back, whispering in your ear.
“you know, anyone could come in through the door right now,” he says, almost proud of himself for making you kick and squeal at his words. “and they’d see you, creaming around my dick like a fucking bitch in heat”
your walls flutter around him unintentionally. the thought of someone walking in and seeing you like this, bent over and completely submitted to your boyfriend, it makes you clench your walls around him and moan in pleasure. sure, it would be embarrassing to be found like this, but the thrill makes you so sensitive, just a few more thrusts and you’re cumming around his cock, crying from overstimulation since he is still chasing his high.
“you like that? hm? would you like someone to walk in and see you? see how dumb you are for my cock, huh?” he sighs, sloppily thrusting into you, fucking his cum into you, his hands trembling as they hold your waist. for a moment, everything is blissful, but then the little bell above the door rings, indicating someone walked in.
“aww, don’t tell me you started without me” atsumu pouts.
WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MENTAL STABILITY
cw:mental illness i guess.
“I have more than three favourite characters!” — okay, I get it, you have no set aesthetic and are unable to make any decisions in your real life. stop lying to yourself and choose.
“You’re not right though?” — yes I am, perceive yourself better. open your eyes. consult your charts.
“My favourite character isn’t here!!” — then you have self projection issues and that’s not on me, that’s on you! just say you over romanticize people in your head and then feel let down when they’re not exactly how you imagined them to be and go.
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