#for legal reasons this is a joke
after dropping $15 on really shiny crystals i can testify they Do have good vibes. you can put them in a bag and hurl it at people who have Bad Vibes. instant KO
bitch why are they taking so long to edit this skam italia season, it’s been months, and it’s not like a marvel movie you don’t gotta work on cgi you literally just have to put the footage together and add some pretty music just release the season already
Saw Multiverse of Madness, and as a Wheel of Time fan, that’s not what Dreamwalking is
wow i wanna start scamming people left and right now (im also depressed)
Anyone else want to go set the Supreme Court on fire tonight?
With pride coming up, remember to not only support LGBT+ self shippers (tho that’s just smth that should be done in general) but to also actually listen to what they gotta say!
If you’re not LGBT+ don’t jump straight to defenses or speak over the op if u see a post talking abt their experiences/concerns!!
Remember that not every m/f ship is automatically cishet. Bi/trans ppl exist
Don’t assume lesbians that self ship with masc-aligned f/os / gay ppl that self ship with fem-aligned f/os are “actually just bi” or question why they do so! They are not obligated to have to prove their sexuality
Headcanoning characters as gay/trans is not the same as making a canon gay/trans character bi/straight/cis. That’s what we call “erasure”
Prevent gentrification of your neighbourhood by rallying your neighbours to commit more crimes than ever before. This is a foolproof plan. Rich businessmen won’t come here if we rob them every time they try, probably.
The LGBT community is actually God’s punishment for us not pronouncing the “l” in salmon ✌️ hope this helps
the Percy jackson soundtrack is either going to make or break me
yeah, I do have something to say
goth, cottagecore, and dad aesthetics are inherently wlw. feel free to not leave criticism!
new playlist just dropped
“they’re not gay their love is just beyond human understanding ” like speak for yourself. it’s beyond YOUR understanding. because you’re a fucking idiot
their love is beyond your understanding. because you’re straight.
Enemies-to-lovers, but instead of featuring a villain redemption arc, the heroic one is getting progressively more corrupt, unhinged and fucked up, and the one who was originally the clear-cut villain out of the two is just like “well mark me down as scared andhorny”
this is just my relationship with @rusalkii
now I see why you wanted me to get a leather jacket
Leaked CEC movie footage
*facetiming@all-things-breathing*
atb: okay I’m eating and it’s hard to do with one hand so I’m gonna let you go
me: okay! I love you!
atb: I love you too!
me: I love you more!!!!
atb: I love you more *immediately hangs up*
widomauk is very funky and fresh and I can see where they have personality traits that play off each other and a couple good bonding moments, and yet, I shudder to imagine a world where molly looks at caleb, caleb who hasn’t showered in three weeks and who’s wearing the same ratty coat he’s had for the last two years, and thinks, “this, this is the ideal man.”
the raw power of Matt making Caleb and Molly’s minis kiss. killing Molly. becoming Molly? (Lucien) And then flirting (?) with Caleb through Molly?? is something I’ll never get over.
if Brandon kills Kaladin or Syl in Stormlight 5 idc I’m straight up committing arson
