vicholas:

characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay

tolkien-feels:

Ever think about how Sam, so terrified of boats, is willing to get on a ship and cross a whole ocean to go to the Undying Lands, on the off chance Frodo is waiting?

Like, man, he walks an entire continent and he sails an entire ocean and I’m crying

quietpagan:

abashurd:

lioness–hart:

english-history-trip:

english-history-trip:

serpuffinka:

anais-ninja-bitch:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

bryanchuckbrennan:

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

BLEASE

Gollum

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

THAT LAST PIC IS NEW OMG

It so weird how I posted this never thinking it would gain any tracktion. I just want to share a tweet I thought was funny and here we are 175000 notes later and this post has become a real thing of beauty. I don’t know if anything will top this composite photo.

Smeagol: Hello, Sam.

Sam: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill us. What are you up to these days?

Smeagol: It varies from moment to moment

I’m watching Lord of The Rings for the first time and… Am I right in assuming Frodo and Samwise are boyfriends?

Because with all those yearning looks there’s literally nothing else they could be

The Fellowship as Camp Counselors and Activities They Teach

PS: THERE IS A BONUS AT THE END, YOU ARE VERY WELCOME

PPS: THIS IS ASSUMED TO BE AN ALL BOYS CAMP

PPPS: GANDALF AIN’T IN THIS ONE- HE IS TOO OLD TO TAKE CARE OF A TON OF KIDS AND RROBS DOESNT WANT TO ANYWAYS

Gimli

- Didn’t make the cut because he was too reckless according to the interviewer

- Was sad but ended up having a fun summer somewhere else

Legolas

- Archery

- Shall I really explain myself as to why he teaches archery???

- The somewhat awkward counselor

- But still takes really good care of the kids

- Tired all the time

- Lets the boys French braid his hair or practice on him if they don’t feel like doing archery

Aragorn

- Rock climbing

- Dad of all the campers

- When kids are homesick they go to Aragorn and he comforts them

- Roasts the best marshmallows

- When campers are injured he always takes care of them as well

- Co-counsels w/ Legolas

Merry n Pippin

- Arts and crafts

- Only reason they teach arts and crafts is because they can get away with the most shit

- More like campers than counselors; but still co-counsel together

- They come up with the most fun pranks for the other cabins

- Teaches all of the kids songs

- Even makes their campers stand on top of the picnic benches

- Maybe challenges other cabins to join in on their songs???

Frodo n Sam

- OLS (outdoor living skills)

- Sam is here only because OLS involves some cooking

- Frodo just seems like the kind of guy who would have enough patience to teach kids about survival

- Sam cried when the campers left

- Plus the two are besties so of course they are together and co-counseling!

- Teams up with Merry and Pippin so that all of their campers can steal food from the messhall

- Legolas and Aragorn saw their flashlights and yelled at them

- But they still got away with it

Boromir

- For some reason I feel like he would do canoeing???

- Like don’t ask why lmao

- The one that kills all of the bugs

- Random kids are always jumping on his back for piggy back rides

- He pretends to be annoyed but secretly loves it

Bonus: Faramir

- Obviously, he co-counsels with Borormir

- Tells the spooky ghost stories at campfires

- Idk why, but I also feel like he’d have something to do with the water…maybe a lifeguard?

- Lets all of his campers have midnight swims

- They invite all of the other cabins

- The pool is super crowded but everyone is having a shit ton of fun

- The kids loveFaramir

- Gives the best “end of summer” hugs