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A Kingdom of Burning Sand

-Chapter 15: Forgiveness and Honesty


preparations need to be made for the battle ahead, but link finds himself thinking of things softer than the brutality of war.

[20k chapter, ganlink post-botw au]

I’m going on a rant.  So as I’ve mentioned before, I work sometimes with kids.  Kids are great.  Kids are also horrible little shit monsters that make me drink.  Because you want to know what my biggest pet peeve is with kids?  They will ask you the same shit over and over and over again, like you didn’t fucking hear them the first 100 times.  “Can I have a solo?  Can I have a solo?  But wait, can I have a solo?  Solo can I have?"  Shut UP.  It drives me insane.  I tell them that the more they ask, the less it makes me want to say yes.

And I think that’s why I come on here less and less.  Because some people act like fucking kids.  Did you not hear me the first 100 times?  No, I am not going to skype, snapchat, or kik you, stranger I have never spoken to.  I’m not going to post a fucking video.  I’m not giving you my name, or sending you pictures.  My answers haven’t changed, but it’s like you think if you ask 99 times then the 100th I’ll be like "gosh, well you finally wore me down, guess I better do whatever you like."  No. NOOOO.  You make me want to do it less and less, just like the fucking kids in dance.  None of you bitches get solos, and none of you other bitches get my personal info.  Thanks for playing, bye.

Rant over, Imma post some porn now.  

After much thought, debating, and a little bit of wine, I have made a decision.  I keep getting asked to post nudes again.  I MIGHT (see that lovely people? might) post some nudes again but they would be severely cropped so I can stay as anonymous as possible.  If I get any complaints, criticisms, or uber-creepy messages, they come down.  Deal?

It’s a ‘channel your inner Helena Bonham Carter and wear odd shoes, because fuck it’ kind of day.

Seltin Sweet

Time to fuck it stupid

Inktober Day 13: Dune The Spice Must Flow

I don’t fricking know

I need my Tdick sucked ghh

I’m still in bed oh well

myfathershouse-mp3:

i think the vatican should compete too. the selection for the singer would be so funny they would say “nuntio vobis gaudium magnum habemus cantor” and the cantor is a 70 year old bishop singing about idk lent and he would be miserable the entire time seeing the mediterranean and eastern european sluts and he would froth at the mouth when the italians have gay sex on stage

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