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So me and a friend of mine are living in an appartment together to save some rent. He´s a bit of a looser, but quite alright after all, he plays video games alot and watches porn almost all of his freetime. I think he has a weired fetish about cummin on girls faces, and while it can be fun i think it´s a waste lol.

I go to work, but i really hate my job right now, so i always look forward to
the weekend to hit the clubs and pick up some girls with my friend as a wingman. We usually go wild and at some point when we are drunk, we just grab girls asses  and see how they react. They usually don´t like it early and find it more and more fun the later the evening.

Lately we started a habit of taking home drunk girls and then have some fun together, well usually i´am fucking them and he is cumming on their faces while masturbating. I can live with it, especially since he isn´t judging me with some moral bullshit like “it is wrong to inseminate drunk girls” , since i´m  never using condoms when i fuck them and get quite a thrill of the possibility that they might not get away with the one night stand without a little baby in their bellies.

My last roommate was quite a spoilsport. He always told me “it is not ok to fuck these girls without protection and getting a kick out of knocking them up, just because i hated my job and need to release some stress, doesn´t make it ok to shoot my load into them, and what if i give them an std” … and blablabla, so i threw him out.

Last week we captured quite a hottie. Small, black hair, asian looking, maybe japanese or something, huge tits. We wen´t to this quite filthy club with alterative music. The women there are usually not as hot and dressed up as in the more premium clubs, but at least it is easy to pull some girls and we both didn´t feel like much work that night. When i saw her i thought i might be really hard to pick her up, near to impossible, but my mate was already drunk and started talking to her.

When i came too and talked to her, i wasn´t shure if she is just really naive or flat out stupid, or both. Then i noticed she doesn´t speak english very good and knew noone in the club, so we invited her to take some drinks with us, which she seemed to like, ordering shoots and giving her some weed to smoke  in the clubtoilet together. At some point it was quite obvious that we didn´t need to convince her to come with us as we usually do, but instead we could just lay her arms around us and lead her out of the club and to our appartment.

On the way home she was babbeling something in half english half japanese or chinese i guess, something about nice friends and feeling weired and needing to sleep…i have no idea what she ment thou. When we arrived at our place we just threw her on the bed, flipped on the tv and i got a cold beer for myself, while my roommate smoked some weed. Then he got a beer as well and joined me on the couch to watch some series. We heard her babbeling from the next room, as i looked over my shoulder i could see her standing there staggering and trying to undress. She was so drunk that she didn´t care anymore if anyone might see her naked and i said “ yeah , classic stoned, drunk asian” and we both laughed..

Then she was laying back in my bed probably to get some sleep, i had no idea what she thought, but also she had no idea what kind of fun shit we had in plan for her. She was now totally naked  in my bed and mooving from side to side probably still beeing quite stoned from the joint we smoked in the clubtoilet. only then could i see how big her tits were and how she got quite a big ass and wide hips which i really love for practical reasons and also because birthing hips just turn me on.

“Well this is definatly a candidate for me, i´m so not pulling out of this one” i joked and turned back to the tv. We watched some more series, i mean not that she could have left in her state or anything. After like 10 minutes i asked my roommate if he was horny for her too now and if he would like to cum on her face. he grinned and asked me if i think she was on birth controll. “Well she seems to be on vacation or something since she doesn´t speak the language, plus i heard in japan or china or wherever she´s from they are not allowed to take the pill, so let´s hope she´s just all natural like it should be” i said and we both laughed, before getting of the couch and taking a closer look at our bounty.

I spread her legs and checked her pussy, She gave almost no resistance and was babbeling something. Her pussy was still quite dry so i spat on my cock like 2 or 3 times and 2 more times on her pussy before i pressed the tip of my half-hard  dick at her vagina. “Fuck she is tight” i laughed. “Having problems entering her? comon your dick isn´t even that thick bro” my mate jokes. “Haha fuck you” i said, “it´s big enough to shoot my seed deeeep into her womb”. He stared at her tits and said “you´re really an asshole man, and i like it! while jerking of to her beautiful face and the fact that she was completely at our mercy.

after 10minutes of fucking her i noticed how i got increasingly horny for her. i just saw  her jiggeling tits and her wide hips and was hoping for her to be stupid enough to come to our club at the day of her peak fertility. This thought turned me on so much, so i started to tease her: “do you wanna get knocked up? Do you want me to shoot my dirty load inside you your unprotected pussy? You know we guys over here never wear protection right?

She just moaned and babbled some japansese nonsens i couldn´t understand.
"Oh so you want me to cum inside you and give you a child hm? I think you have the perfect  hips for that, you will 100% get pregnant by me, do you like that?”
“You´re such a pervert” my roommate grinned, “go on talking like that and i will shoot my load on her face soon.” But i was too focused on my mission to even listen to him, i fucked her faster and faster  and i could feel a powerful rising in my balls. That´s when i knew there was no return. “You will get my seed inside your womb, you are going to have my child baby! Here it comes! FUUUUUUCKKK…” i pressed my dick deep inside her and release all the
frustration i accumulated during the workweek into her.

As i pressed into her deeply i could feel her hips shaking as if she was cumming too. “Oh that´s perfect, so you like beeing raped and impregnated by strangers”. She just moaned silently and  i came buckets into her fertile tight little pussy. Spurt after spurt of my hot slimey goo was going very deep inside this helpless innocent little girls vagina, flowing slowly into her womb and getting her pregant.

“Enjoy beeing the mother of my child! You met me and it ruined your life, well done!” i grined with deep satisfaction. That´s when my roommate also shot his load onto her face and in her hair and on her big tits that were soon to be swollen with milk for my child.

“Ok i had fun, back to some series what do you think mate, smoke some weed before  going to sleep, maybe we can fuck her again tomorrow, maybe we can even keep her here over the weekend and bust some more nuts, what you think?” “Ye, shure, she doesn´t seem to cause much trouble so why not!”

We fall asleep on the couch and when we woke up at sunday 2a.m. she was still tipsy, shaking, laying on my bed, with cum running out of her pussy. “Well why not give her a quick load before breakfast” i thought while i entered her cum-wetted pussy with my half-hard errection.

“Let´s make absolutely shure you won´t forget me once we let you go. I will make shure you have something very nice to remember me over the next 9 month and the years to come…”

Watching Portlandia when you’re stoned is not a good idea.