#fuck marry kill

FUCK - Dick Grayson

I’ve never done this before, but for the first time I’m walking alone in the city down a dark alley and it’s almost 2 am. I normally never would because I’m not stupid, but going through this alley will save me 20 extra minutes of walking and I just want to get home. But now I’ve noticed a couple of guys have entered the alley behind me.

They start moving faster towards me and when I look back I suddenly walk into someone. I look forward and see Nightwing, the new and very handsome Hero in town. He’s tall and so handsome. He’s got this perfect head of hair and these deep brown eyes. He looks over to the guys behind me and immediately they run the other direction.

“You good?” His voice is like silk.

“Yeah.”

“Let me escort you home.” He walks to my side.

“Okay.” I”m freaking, but trying hard not to show it.

We walk for five minutes in silence. He walks me up the eight stories and to my front door.

“Thanks for walking me.” I turn to face him and he just smirks.

“No problem.” He then, out of nowhere, leans his head forward and begins kissing me.

I run my hands up and to the back of his head, feeling his soft hair. He reaches forward and finishes unlocking my door and swings it open. Once we get in, he slams the door shut and I immediately throw my jacket off. We move back into each other and begin kissing again. We move back towards the kitchen. He grabs my waist and lifts me up and onto the kitchen counter. As we kiss he reaches down and whips my belt off with one swift yank. He then unzips and with another swift movement, he yanks my pants off and throws them across the room.

He stops kissing and looks at me, our eyes keeping contact.

“You can’t tell anyone about this.”

“Yeah. Yeah. Of course.” He just smiles before moving his head down and taking my erect penis into his mouth.

He takes my penis in its entirety and down his throat like he’s down this before, many times before. I dig my fingers through the front of his hair and bend my head back as he wraps his tongue around my balls, cupping them. He lightly sucks on them like they’re jawbreakers.

“Oh…” I moan as he sucks harder, bringing a weird painful yet satisfying sensation throughout my body.

As he starts moving his head back and forth I grip onto his hair and start helping him move faster. As five minutes pass, I’m feeling heated and ready to do more. I yank his hair, pulling him off my penis and his face in front of mine.

“That suit come off?” He just smiles and I let go of his hair.

He steps back and before I know it the suit is coming off and his rock hard abs and pecs are glistening in sweat right in front of my very eyes.

I jump off the counter and push him back and into the wall, connecting our lips again. I run my hands down his magnificent body, feeling each and every muscle. I reach over to the table nearby and start feeling for a condom.

“Let me help.” He stops kissing to reach over and grab a condom.

He opens it with his teeth and pulls the condom out. He goes down to his knees, face to face with my penis. He moves forward and takes just the tip into his mouth for a second before looking up, smiling, then quickly sliding the condom on.

As he stands up I quickly push him back against the wall, smiling. He then pushes me back. We stare into each other eyes. He smirks. I smirk. We move to each other. He pushes me down on my couch and immediately jumps on top, pushing me down. He moves up slightly and with one hand guides my penis to his hole. Then he just sits. He bites his lower lip and closes his eyes for just a few seconds before opening back up.

He then pushes down on my chest and lifts himself up. Then he moves back down. He starts going a bit faster each time he does this. He starts going so fast that his erect penis goes up and hits his abs then smacks me int he stomach when he comes down. Sweat builds on his body as time passes. His hair is getting wet and sending sweat bullets around the room.

“Fuck…” I whisper as quietly as I can as soon as I feel ready to explode before I want to. “Fuck!’ I shout, unable to control myself just a few seconds later. “Oh…” I moan as I finish letting it all out.

Nightwing leans down, my penis still in him. He puts his face just right on top of mine. I move my hand forward and run my fingers through his wet hair, pushing some strands out of his face. He moves down and kisses me on the lips once more before sitting up and taking my penis out of him. He steps off the couch. He walks over to his suit on the floor and I stare at his tight ass that makes my mouth water.

“Do you have to go just yet?” I ask as I stand up, taking the condom off and throwing it in the trash.

“I’ve got a job to do.”

“Ten more minutes won’t hurt. I never got the chance to assist you down there.” I walk into the bathroom and grab a towel. “Here…” I walk back into the room and he’s gone.

MARRY - Jack Pearson

“Hey sweetie! I’m home!” I shout as I walk into the house. “You here Jack?” I walk into the living room and Jack runs out from the dining room.

“Close your eyes! Close your eyes!” I quickly close them. “Here.” I feel his hand grab mine.

He walks me towards what I’m assuming is the dining room. We then stop and he lets go of my hand.

“Open.” I open my eyes to see Jack standing beside a beautifully set table with candles, my favorite food, and a large stack of board games. “Happy Birthday.” I look to him and smile as I see that handsome man I married years ago.

“Thanks, babe.” I’m getting teary-eyed just thinking about these past few years and how lucky I was to ever find such a man.

“It’s nothing. In a perfect world, I would be taking you to an island where the two of us could be sipping drinks on the beach having sex at night in the pool.”

“While that does sound perfect, this is even better. Just as long as I get to be with you.” I walk up to him and give him a big kiss. “Now which game first?” He laughs and we sit down at the table.

“I was thinking the game we played on our first date… two truths and a lie. But this time it has to be dirty.”

“Oh… I like the way you think.”

“And we’ll make it a strip game.”

“Even better…”

“Birthday boy first.”

“Fine…” I think for a moment. “I once had an intense one night stand with Nightwing. I once ate the Green Arrow’s shit. And I once fucked Homelander like he was my bitch.”

“Whoa!” Jack just stares at me in awe, smiling and slightly scared, but completely turned on. “So I’m pretty sure you mentioned the Nightwing thing long ago. And… I know you like shit on special occasions, so I’m gonna say that you didn’t fuck Homelander.”

“Wrong.”

“What?”

“I wish I had the Green Arrows shit, but I did fuck Homelander.”

“Really? Tell me everything. How long was it before he vanished?”
“Later, it’s a long story. How ‘bout we eat then you give me my gift I get on special occasions, then I’ll show you what I did to him.”

“Sounds like the perfect night to me.” We grab hands across the table.

“I love you.”
“Love you too.” We lean over the table and kiss.

KILL - Homelander

It had been a weird couple of days. I found myself being kidnapped. Then begin drugged. Then suddenly given weird powers that let me take others’ powers. Then I escaped. I took buses, trains, and even a few bikes to get as far away as possible with the little cash I had found. But still, Homelander was sent after me and found me with ease. He appeared in a motel room I had gotten earlier with the last bit of cash I had left. He was just standing by the window when I walked in. I immediately tried to turn and leave.

“Try it and I blow your brain.” I turn back to him.

He’s tall. He’s muscular. He’s got beautiful, yet weirdly scary eyes. He’s got this great head of hair. And he’s got a stare that makes me want to pee my pants.

“Let’s make this easy and come back with me.” He puts his hand out.

“Okay.” I grab his hand, but then quickly move towards him and kiss him on the lips.

“What the fuck dude!” He pushes me back and into the door.

Suddenly his eyes start glowing red. But just as quickly as they started glowing, they start fading. They turn a light pink before going back to normal. He looks confused.

“What the fuck?” He steps forward and swings his fist at my face.

“Sorry.” I catch his fist and twist it, hearing his wrist snap.

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!” He begins shouting, never knowing what pain was until then. “Fuck!” He shouts so loud that I’m afraid someone is going to come so I punch him in the gut, sending him back and into the wall, making a crack.

“Oops. Sorry.”

“Sorry? You stupid fag! You motherfucker! What did you do to me?”
“They didn’t tell you when they sent you? With a kiss I’m able to steal anyone’s powers.”

“I don’t listen to those dumb asses!” he shouts before coughing up blood. “Fuck!” He shouts again.

“You need to be quiet.” He looks angry as I say that and manages to get to his feet.

“You don’t tell me what to do.” He walks closer, speaking in a quiet and deep voice. “Nobody tells em what to do!” He shouts as he gets inches from my face.

I quickly move my hand to his face, grab it, and push him down and onto the bed. I hold his mouth shut. He tries speaking, but can’t. He then starts trying to push me with his arms and legs, but I barely even feel them. It almost feels like a fly landed on me. I then throw him, by his head, to the back of the bed, hitting his head against the wall.

“Shut the fuck up!” I shout at him, my eyes suddenly feeling very hot.

“Okay.” He quietly whimpers on the bed.

“Now…” I think about what to do next, but all I can focus on is how hot Homelander is now that he’s starting to cry and looks pathetic.

I then grab his legs and pull him towards me. I flip him over with one hand and barely even trying.

“Stop.” I hear him start to say loudly, but as I squeeze his leg he stops.

“This isn’t gonna hurt much. It’s gonna hurt a fuck ton.” I grab hold of his butt cheeks, which are firm in his spandex suit.

I then rip a hole in his suit right where his butt crack is. I tear off my own pants and grab my own hard penis. I don’t waste any time as I shove my penis into his hole with only a little bit of force.

“Motherfucker!” He shouts loudly.

“Shut up!” I laser his back just slightly to heat it up.

Homelander grabs a pillow with his non-broken arm and bites down on it. I then slide my penis out and shove it back in with a bit more force. I hear him moan as I shove myself in as far as I can. I start going faster. I start going harder. I start going at such an unbelievable speed and power that I can already feel ready to explode. I push in one final time with the most force I can think of without going too far. I feel my penis explode at the same time I hear something crack in Homelander. I hear him scream into the pillow.

“Fuck… you have the best powers.” I slide out of him, my penis covered in his shit and blood.

I flip him over and he spits the pillow out. I see tears exploding from his eyes. He won’t even look in my direction as I pull him to sit up.

“Look at me!” I grab him by his chin and squeeze until he opens his eyes, which are now red and puffy.

I lean forward and kiss him on the lips. He doesn’t even move or wince, just stays completely still. I move back and look at him. I run my fingers through his hair.

“You have nice hair at least.” I laugh and he keeps a straight face. “Now I need you to clean my penis… with your mouth.”

“What? No.” He starts breathing heavily, freaking out.

“Do it, or…” I reach down and grab his penis.

“Okay. Okay. Sure. Anything you want.” I step forward and with hesitation, he takes my penis into his mouth.

It isn’t in his mouth for more than ten seconds before he tries to bit down. But then I hear cracking and he sits back, spitting out a few teeth.

“Really?” I reach down to his perfectly muscular thigh and tightly grip it before I hear a loud snap and Homelander looks to the sky biting his lip. “Now finish.” I grab my penis and look to him.

He just looks forward and takes it back in. I feel as he uses his tongue to wrap around and wipe off all the shit and blood. He takes a few minutes, but eventually, he finishes and I pull him back by his hair.

“This was fun, but now I’ve gotta go and start a new life. Maybe I’ll even live a normal life, find a nice man, settle down, and be laughing about this day in a few years. You, however… can’t be allowed to tell anyone.” I bend down and give him one last kiss on the lips for grabbing his head and ripping it clean off. “Thanks for everything.” I move a strand of fallen hair off his forehead before placing it on the bed.