#funny cause its true
Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out of someone’s hand but wild computers are too shy you have to leave the disc on the ground and let it walk over to it and eat it itself
I hate these new purebred computers with no disc slot…it’s not healthy to only live on a USB diet
corporations like apple are pushing the idea that computers can survive off of wifi and bluetooth alone. not only is this easily debunked pseudoscience, but it’s also causing actually healthy computers to DIE OUT. wifi and bluetooth are good enrichment for your computer, yes, but they NEED physical media and hardware connection in order to actually be healthy enough to survive to maturity. computers NEED large cases to accomodate their organs and to let them grow. they NEED robust peripherals and hardware in order to get the nutrients they need such as electricity and data. don’t even get me started on how they genetically copyright their computers so that they can only be seen by apple certified technicians when they’re sick. apple is normalizing computers only living through their adolescence, and even then suffering the entire time. a healthy computer will live for several decades, but apple wants computers to stay babies forever. because of this, they mass produce computers that will die in only one to two years and expect everyone to just buy a new one. a healthy computer can actually cool itself down, but apple is obsessed with them looking sleek and thin. this means that all of their organs are restricted and they can barely breathe. if your computer is regularly heating up to the point that it’s wheezing constantly and still can’t cool itself down, it is NOT healthy!
i better catch up on the assigned reading (dracula emails) so i can partake in the class discussion (memes)
