#gerard butler
Leave Raoul alone, he’s fine, kiss the ugly man instead.
Gerard Butler
Christine:Parasite.
Erik: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.
Erik: Carlotta, you really aren’t the brightest bulb.
Carlotta: Yet I still shine.
Erik:I’m a pest, exterminate me!
Christine[softly]: Erik, no.
Erik: Let me murder things in peace!
Andre: I like to think I’m hilarious.
Firmin: Keep thinking that.
Erik: You know the rules.
Christine: And so do I??
Erik: It’s like foreplay.
Daroga:Donot call psychological torture foreplay.
Erik: You’re gonna be okay- or else.
Erik: The three certainties in life. Death, taxes, and singing opera.
Erik: Can I commit a war crime?
Daroga: Which war crime?
Erik: Uhhhh…. fuck I forgot the entire Geneva Convention.
Raoul: Bro, you’re just digging yourself into a deeper grave.
Erik: I’m gonna dig your grave in a second.
Meg: I have a new strategy, it’s called screaming mentally.
Raoul: You belong in an asshouse, nuthole!
Christine: Good thing I have a slightly high pain tolerance. And I’m a masochist-
Meg: Shooting stars? More like shooting myself.