#erik destler
This one was a favorite so I had to color it!
Raoul: I’m literally so mad at you right now. There’s nothing you can say that’ll make me forgive you.
Christine:I-
Raoul: Okay, I forgive you :]
Christine:Parasite.
Erik: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.
Erik: Carlotta, you really aren’t the brightest bulb.
Carlotta: Yet I still shine.
Erik:I’m a pest, exterminate me!
Christine[softly]: Erik, no.
Erik: Let me murder things in peace!
Andre: I like to think I’m hilarious.
Firmin: Keep thinking that.
Erik: You know the rules.
Christine: And so do I??
Erik: It’s like foreplay.
Daroga:Donot call psychological torture foreplay.
Erik: You’re gonna be okay- or else.
Erik: The three certainties in life. Death, taxes, and singing opera.
Erik: Can I commit a war crime?
Daroga: Which war crime?
Erik: Uhhhh…. fuck I forgot the entire Geneva Convention.
Raoul: Bro, you’re just digging yourself into a deeper grave.
Erik: I’m gonna dig your grave in a second.
Erik: I’d forgotten what chloroform was called so I just looked up sleep napkin.
Raoul: You belong in an asshouse, nuthole!
Meg: Shooting stars? More like shooting myself.
Raoul: I can’t stand you.
Erik:Thensit.
Andre: Are you on drugs?
Firmin: Heroin would be nice.
Daroga: I’m admiring the architexture.
Erik: Architexture? Architecture.
Daroga: Archi-fuck you.
Meg: i too am a milksteak.
Christine: Listen, I’m just as surprised over the fact that I’m still alive as you are.
Christine: Books are good, you’re just a whore.
Erik: I can’t read.
Erik: That sounds like a you problem.
Daroga: No, it’s a you problem as well!
Daroga: Erik, when someone asks you if you’re a Phantom, you say YES!
Erik, rummaging through boxes: I can’t find it!
Daroga: what are you looking for?
Erik:My happiness.
Erik: [moves box to reveal Christine]
Erik: Wait nevermind, there she is.
Erik: Do you care if I take the skin off the furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free from his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Erik: Also I want to softhack his circuits.
Daroga: I could literally not care less but please don’t saying anything that frightening ever again.
Erik: You have to stop watching so much anime, Christine!
Christine: Nani the fuck are you talking about?
Erik: That. That is exactly what i’m talking about.
(This just popped in my head so uh…)
Erik: You read my journal?!
Christine: At first, I didn’t know it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Erik: A vodka for me and uh… she’ll have a juice box.
Christine: Erik, I’m 16.
Erik:…
Christine: I can order my own juice box.
Raoul: Stop tying to rain on my rainbow.
Erik: You need rain to make a rainbow, you absolute moron.
Raoul:Don’t you use science on me!
Christine: There’s only one thing worse than dying.
Christine, rips off paper to reveal ‘Raoul dying’: Boom.
Erik:Raoul.
Christine:No.
Daroga: Are you talking to yourself?
Erik:Yes, it is the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.
Christine: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Erik: Killed without hesitation?
Daroga, to Erik: If you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you.
Erik: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.
Meg: I’m too gay for this.
Christine: For what?
Meg: *gestures vaguely at everything*
Daroga: Why’d you do that?
Erik: Do what?
Daroga: Get stabbed.
Erik: Because somebody stabbed me…?
