#godddd
[id: a series of youtube comments all from someone named Romulo Garcia. All are in all caps, and read, in order: “wepoans (sic) unleashed. machine guns unleashed. awesome. upload comments. animals unleashed. upload all. armageddon. end id]
They lose the next two games. The one on Sunday afternoon is particularly horrendous, with Carlos relieving Judd in the sixth and giving up four more runs before the final inning.
“Thankgod that’s over,” TK says as he enters the locker room, being careful to give Judd a wide berth as he changes out of his uniform with the single minded focus to get out of the stadium as fast as possible.
“Gonna have to agree with you, Strand,” Billy says as he shuts the door on the handful of reporters waiting to get in before addressing the team. “Shake it off, enjoy what’s left of the afternoon, and be here at eleven tomorrow. Our flight to Vegas at one.”
just finished stranger things
shinichiro layin back on the couch, manspreading as he moans and twitches while you stroke his cock. you look so precious with your eyes all wide, watching the way he occasionally bucks up to fuck into your fist. he’s so messy, tip drooling precum and dripping down his balls in a frothy mess.
he wants so badly to sit you on his cock and fuck you stupid but you whine in complaint every time he tries to pry your fingers away. so he continues to let you jerk him off like the sweet little thing you are.
“shin?” you ask softly, forcing him to open his eyes to look at you, “tell me this belongs to me”
he loses his breath for a second and you pout, squeezing the sensitive head and making him yelp, hips twitching erratically as he starts cumming in thick spurts all over your hand babbling mindlessly
“this cock ’s yours baby, ’s all yours, fuck, play with that cock baby, feels so good”
<3
Wuthering Heights2011,(dir. andrea arnold)
i cant do this bro
frankly I’m surprised they even made it to the altar
MEGAN THEE STALLION-PLAN B(2022)
I was going to try to redo my refs to get into artfight, but i forgot that i have a terminal disease: character design perfectionitus
I’m never going to get these done in time LMFAO
He’s so beautiful.
Ffs
it gets more absurd.
help I’m suffering my friend recommended a book she just read and she was so excited about it and I can tell she really wanted me to read it so I agreed dhkhslshsljs I made it to about page 50 but that was my limit the cringe is too much so I just sped through the next 70 pages skimming it like a college reading assignment and that is how I will read the rest of it or else I will never finish it but I’m not telling my friend that
we need a law to prevent people from publishing fanfic as a book disguised as normal literature. I can’t take it anymore