#gray continues to be a mood
Makarov: WHAT HAPPENED?
Erza: You want the long or the short?
Makarov: The short.
Natsu: Shit’s fucked.
Makarov: …okay, the long.
Gray: Shit’s very fucked.
Gray: Pros and cons of dating me.
Gray: Pros. You’ll be the cute one.
Gray: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Kidnapper:We have Natsu!
Gray: You poor bastard
Lyon: you’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you?
Gray: as defending champion, are you nervous?
