#gremlin prescott

Mickey: What could be better than serving up smiles?

Prescott: Being dead. Or anything else.

Animatronic Goofy: Started talking to yourself?

Prescott: Yes, it’s the only way I can be sure of an intelligent conversation around here.

Prescott: It’s time to do what you do best, Jamface!

Jamface: Get on people’s nerves?

Prescott: Exactly!

Gus: Let me see what you have

Prescott: A KNIFE!

Gus: NO!!!

Prescott: Why do you always have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?

Gus: I do not.

Prescott: Yes you do, and do you know what I end up with? Wet dreams!

Prescott: I heard it as soon as I said it, lets move on.

Ortensia: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Prescott: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Jamface: So I was talking to Hyperion, and I said you should have heard the argument that Markus and I had about preheating the oven.

Gus: That’s what you two were arguing about?

Markus: No! He doesn’t understand that you have to let the oven heat up before you put your stuff in!

Gus: Wait. Do you do that?

Jamface: …It was just a pizza.

Markus: He just clicks preheat and throws it in! Like, what kind of monster are you?!

Prescott: Wait, Jamface…do you do that?

Jamface: …It’s just a pizza!

Prescott: That’s not how it works!

Markus: Thank you!

Prescott: 20 minutes at 450 does not mean put it in before it’s 450 then wait 20 minutes. That’s not how it works.

Jamface: But it comes out perfectly fine!

Markus: But it would come out even better if you just wait!

Gus: That’s not how that works, you little shit.