#ortensia

Oswald: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. that’s why I do yoga daily.

Oswald: [Lays face down on the ground]

Ortensia: You can’t just do the corpse pose for an hour!

Oswald: Watch me.

Mad Doctor: I am a very bad person. I am a very, very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Mickey: 

Oswald: 

Gus: 

Ortensia: 

Mad Doctor: “No you’re not, Doctor! We still love you, Doctor!”

Horace: Dude, I kissed Clarabelle.

Mickey: Whoa….I owe Ortensia so much money.

Bunny Child: Mom, if my stuffed bear is cold, can I put him in the toaster oven?

Ortensia: No, darling. That would be a mistake.

Bunny Child: Mom?

Ortensia: Yes?

Bunny Child: I made a mistake.

Ortensia: Do you trust the Mad Doctor?

Oswald: I absolutely trust him.

Ortensia: He’s not some kind of madman, is he?

Oswald: …I absolutely trust him.

Ortensia: You actually were telling the truth.

Mad Doctor: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.

Horace: What’s upsetting you?

Ortensia: He’s always using common phrases wrong.

Oswald: Oh, cry me a table, Ortensia.

Ortensia: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Prescott: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Ortensia: [holds up leg] Feel my leg. I shaved.

Oswald: [stokes it] Holy shit.

Gus: Guys. We. Are. Under. Attack. This. Is. Not. The. Time.

Ortensia: 99% of the time when random crap happens, you’re somehow involved!

Mad Doctor: Can’t you have a little faith in that last 1%?

bingo-dingo:

Ortensia:)

ANOTHER CAT