dear-ao3:

thedoubteriswise:

just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch stuff on your phone in public without earbuds. I’m glad people patient enough to do that exist, since the only explanation I could possibly offer is “because you aren’t the protagonist of this grocery store”

lightningdg:

ousama ranking thursday goddam…..

googioh:

googioh:

bisexual-lemon1:

googioh:

googioh:

googioh:

@ people who say they hate kids: why

guys… thats usually just an issue with parenting and/or something adults also do. no offense but have any of you been around anyone other than that rude child at your annual family event. most children are nothing like that, why do you HATE children for that?

these people get it

Bro it feels like they are? Kids are rly consistent whether it be your annoying sister or some kid at the park and like yeah they get on my damned nerves? Their annoying, and if your talking about like…babies i have no idea how anyone could subject themselves to having to take care of a helpless loaf of meat like that

who hurt you

ok i was gonna stop responding to these, but this person is lowkey a monster for this take

some coward really went on anon for their explanation as to why they hate children

Throwback to the time I made this humorous post and a guy commented and explained my own joke to me. By literally telling me what a vagina is.

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

Oops I passed the milestone and didn’t realize it

onewingedangel3:

BUCKS WHAT IS THIS

sarahsquarah:

If you can tell which era it is by the band members’ hairstyles you’re in too deep

greelin:

me, gay: [about a car] so like what… flavor is it.. what.. brand? kind?

other person, slightly weirded out but taking it in stride: oh it’s a ford falconwing xx you know :) v36 engine and all that

me, visibly shaking, tears brimming my eyes, having no damn clue what they’re saying: [strained, slightly choked up] what color

’93 liners reaction to a chameleon

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

what couldve been

a quick thing for a thing on twt lmao i like thinking that their first kiss was very silly and spur of the moment

girlbookwrm:

Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

artyartpile:

Do Appletun Like Apple Pies?

baudelaired:

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum is banned and outcast from being the prince of the Fire Nation by his own father.

I hope Rick Santorum never finds Ursa

marksandrec:

Marks and Rec: Misc #2376

(The slug looks a little different today) (Dialogue from tumblr.)