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Writer: There Was Only One Bed…
Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*
Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles
Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Alternatively:
There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining
Angst fans:
There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.
Hurt/Comfort fans:
Dear god you’re right, you’re so right
I feel like this needs to be a writing challenge…
How many different ways can you write this one trope.There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.
My sleep deprived ass:
OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF
There was only one bed. This is normal. They’ve been married for a decade and have a small child. The child has climbed in bed to snuggle with them because thunder is scary. They have their baby curled between them and they share soft, warm smiles over his sleepy head as he snores little kid snores.
Me, who just wants domestic curtains found family fic:
I AM ALL OF THIS I WILL LITERALLY READ ANYTHING
There was only one bed, the two characters argued and bickered begging for them not to have to share it, but they somehow are here still. They agree that there both going to pick a side and stay on it. This was going fine until in the middle of the night A woke up screaming and crying, B gets them to calm down and they end up falling asleep next to each other feeling safe
Enemies to lovers fans
There was only one bed. A noticed B’s exhaustion and lifted them easily. “You don’t have to carry me like a child,” B noted, despite being clearly pleased by how matters were progressing. “I think we both know that’s not true,” A replied with a grin. The bed was warm, inviting, and yet something was missing. “Is this a private party, or can just anyone join,” C called from the doorway, clad only in their underwear and a smile. “Only if it’s you!” A and B replied in unison as they drew the covers back.
My OT3-loving ass:
There was only one bed.
It turned out to be a defective Murphy bed and it trapped them in the wall.
Crack fic fans:
This entire thread is delightful
It’s got more now! Hahahha
*Alice decides she needs to drive to Forks to ensure Bella is still alive and takes Carlisle’s car*
Carlisle: *on getting ready for work* Hey, Esme? Where did I park my car?
*Family come together at the airport to pick up Alice, Bella and Edward*
Carlisle: Hey, Alice. Where’s my car?
Alice: ….urmHAHAHAHAHAH IVE JUST REALISED NOT LOCKING CARS IS A MAJOR CONCERN ON THIS BLOG
I watched Twilight with my partner last night (his first time) and the first time Carlisle comes on screen he said “that man looks like the human embodiment of a breath mint” and we had to stop the movie so I could process that.
It’s weird that darker skin isn’t seen as a status symbol among nobles in Thedas.
Cuz most nobles in Thedas are related to Asha Campana, a Rivaini Queen of Antiva.
One would think they’d like to look like Asha and use looking like Asha as an indication of the pureness of their nobility.
With darker skin being more obvious proof of their lineage.
Just pirates bein bros romantically in the moonlight~
ahahaha guys how about ANOTHER new Dousy ship name:
We all heard Treasure and excitedly said “oh Weiss was MISERABLE”
Juliette’s parents are over there begging hertoplease kill someone or she’s gonna get terribly sick, loose control, and go on a rampaging murder spree, and Juliette’s over there like, “But do you think Caliope likes me?”
Peak teen behavior, F in the chat for all parents of teens
and I’ve finally made a new profile pic art.
he’s like an overgrown cat: he comes next to you wanting to be petted and then as soon as you manage to briefly touch him he runs away with the smug satisfied grin of a man whose second name is Tease