#looool
aries: perverted glasses character
taurus: tsundere friend of the most popular kid in school
gemini: the moe moe little sibling character
cancer: the dead mom character who only shows up in childhood flashbacks
leo: big yaoi seme with big yaoi hands
virgo: boring as fuck otome game heroine
libra: the flirty shota/lolita with homosexual tendencies
scorpio: the super hot shoujo character who looks like a million bucks but can’t do anything right
sagittarius: the angry uke that gets picked up by a rich seme
capricorn: the first casualty
aquarius: the sweet friendly character who turns out to be the spawn of satan
pisces: the lonely otaku character
A fic in four sentences
“Aren’t sacrifices supposed to be virgins?” Loki asked. “Because that could pose a problem.”
He looked triumphant.
“The Thunder God is not particular,” the priest said.
Loki’s face fell.
stede, propping his feet on a table: so i heard you like bad boys
ed: no? where did you hear that?
stede, immediately taking his feet off the table: oh thank god that felt terrible
Dan replied to a few comments in the “No Bad Days” video and gave some interesting answers about it, but also some others that were pretty and funny
when wincest shippers tell me i can’t ship dean and cas because dean said cas is like a brother to him
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i don’t know why but khonshu spending six episodes just hatingsteven only to turn around and go “no, but I like the suit tho, imma get me one of those” is frickin hilarious to me
fic writer self-rec tag ✨
tagged by @minniesvenustyty!!
✨How Many ✨ jjk, badboy!jk, tattooartist!reader
it’s my newest series, so it best represents my current writing style
✨Witch Hazel ✨ jjk, fanficwriter!jk, idol!reader
if you’ve already read how many, you’ll find a lot of parallels in this series
✨Signed in Black ✨ myg, badboy!yg, soulmate!au
it’s one of the few completed series on this blog,,, and the most creative/unique concept i’ve written so far
✨Little Things ✨ myg, fwb to lovers
i looked through all my oneshots/drabbles, and this is one of my faves from a few years back. a lot of soft yoongi stuff,,,
✨Pink Thoughts ✨ jjk, vampire!jk, sex in a bathtub
vampire smut bc why not
I love him.
trying to speak spanish after focusing on norwegian be like
They were all in the prank kuroko was their victim
ben?
so what he MEANT was, “I have been reliably informed that he, as a gay man, cannot opine on this, and you should have told him to shut up”
but what he SAID was
- All three are 19 y/o
- BF and GF are bisexual. Pico is also bi, but is more gay-leaning
- All three are stoners cuz my stoner ass is projecting big time lmao
- BF and Pico dated in high school, but eventually had a pretty nasty breakup thanks to Pico’s possessive and threatening nature. They later reconciled and started dating again with the approval of GF
- GF was the one who suggested a poly relationship. BF was cool with it. Pico wasn’t too keen at first, but eventually accepted
- Pico and GF aren’t exactly a couple, but they’re fine with being intimate with each other if it makes BF happy to have both partners. They have a mutual respect
- Pico and BF started living in an apartment together, while GF lives with her rich ass demon parents. She’s usually always chillin and sleeping at their apartment, though
- BF and GF will drop everything to cuddle and comfort Pico when he’s having a bad episode cuz of his trauma
- GF and Pico absolutely dominate BF when they tag team him
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- No matter how hard he tries, BF always ends up as a bottom. He complains about it, but he’ll never admit that he actually loves it
- If GF isn’t participating, she likes taking pictures while Pico and BF are doing their thing
- BF and GF have tried convincing Pico to stop carrying his gun everywhere. It hasn’t worked yet
- Pico wants a cat, but BF teases that he won’t let Pico get one until he admits it. Pico refuses to do so lol
I have more, but I just wanted to spew out some that I’ve been thinking of lmaoooo Forgive me and my pan shipping heart
Wait… HIMA!!!! ?! Ok, my mind is so wrong