#he starts yelling halfway through the video
Closed Captions Below:
/ Video ID Begins /
The man in the video is wearing a pastel rainbow tie dye t-shirt, black SnapBack hat backwards, and obscure necklace.
He greenscreened himself to the left in front of a stock photo of a generic postal office, and begin’s by speaking in a monotone voice and a stoic facial expression: “Welcome to the shipping store how can I help you?”
There’s a small cut as he switches from the left to the right, signifying that it’s the customer responding, “Hello, I see on your sign outside that you can ship anything.”
The video cuts once again to him appearing on the left, continuing “We can ship stuff that makes sense, whatcha got for me?”
The customer responds, “Here’s a fun one, I need to ship my car.”
He whispers under his breath, “I’m not strong enough for this” before continuing in the same tone once again, “A car?”
Beyond this point he raises his volume with each response as his tone and facial expression get angrier until he’s screaming at the end:
The customer responds, “A car.”
“I can’t ship your car.”
“I’m moving I need to ship my car.”
“I cannot proceed with shipping your car.”
“Why can’t you ship my car?”
“Because it’s a whole car.”
“You guys said you can ship anything.”
“Yeah like paintings and birdhouses not your STATION WAGON.”
“How am I supposed to move my car to the next country over!?”
“You want us to put your car in a box and ship it to the next. county. over?”
“That is your job!”
“No it’s not that’s a stupid idea you’re a stupid person!”
“Give me your manager!”
“You are a stupid stupid person!”
/ End Video ID /
I’m officially back for CCing content again! :^) Hopefully this time I’ll keep up with it!
Please let me know if you have any tips or things I should change, I’d like to keep improving this as much as I can.
