#loud noises
Closed Captions Below:
/ Video ID Begins /
The man in the video is wearing a pastel rainbow tie dye t-shirt, black SnapBack hat backwards, and obscure necklace.
He greenscreened himself to the left in front of a stock photo of a generic postal office, and begin’s by speaking in a monotone voice and a stoic facial expression: “Welcome to the shipping store how can I help you?”
There’s a small cut as he switches from the left to the right, signifying that it’s the customer responding, “Hello, I see on your sign outside that you can ship anything.”
The video cuts once again to him appearing on the left, continuing “We can ship stuff that makes sense, whatcha got for me?”
The customer responds, “Here’s a fun one, I need to ship my car.”
He whispers under his breath, “I’m not strong enough for this” before continuing in the same tone once again, “A car?”
Beyond this point he raises his volume with each response as his tone and facial expression get angrier until he’s screaming at the end:
The customer responds, “A car.”
“I can’t ship your car.”
“I’m moving I need to ship my car.”
“I cannot proceed with shipping your car.”
“Why can’t you ship my car?”
“Because it’s a whole car.”
“You guys said you can ship anything.”
“Yeah like paintings and birdhouses not your STATION WAGON.”
“How am I supposed to move my car to the next country over!?”
“You want us to put your car in a box and ship it to the next. county. over?”
“That is your job!”
“No it’s not that’s a stupid idea you’re a stupid person!”
“Give me your manager!”
“You are a stupid stupid person!”
/ End Video ID /
I’m officially back for CCing content again! :^) Hopefully this time I’ll keep up with it!
Please let me know if you have any tips or things I should change, I’d like to keep improving this as much as I can.
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Just dudes bein bros
[Video Description: A short video that starts with a young person standing on a high platform and dramatically falling backwards into a soft pad below. After they impact, they laugh before looking up and screaming as another young person falls atop them, holding another large pad below them to cushion the impact. The pattern of laughing and screaming as another person falls gets repeated twice more, with the last one getting cut off just as another person is about to fall on the person below. End description.]
I was just talking to my Dad on the phone, and brought to his attention the level of volume he displays when doing everyday, mundane things.
For example, when I stir my coffee, I do it relatively quietly, because there’s no need to cause a rukus so early in the day, but when he does it, it’s as though he’s trying to let the entire street know he’s about to enjoy another cup of Joe.
*pours sugar and cream into coffee while exhaling aggressively*
Neighbors 5 miles down the road: “Ya hear that, Norma? Is that Fred?”
CLANK, CLANK, CLANK!
“If that ain’t Fred my name ain’t Norma Jean Betty Lue Frick!”
“We gotta let the Cows in!”
*slurps even louder*
“It’s too late! It’s too late! Stay inside!”
Meanwhile, back at the house-
Dad: “Ya gotta try this Dunkin’ Donuts Roast Blend!”
Me: “Yah, I bet it’s-
Dad: *SLURRRRRRP*
Nearby horses, goats, and cows panic, breaking free from pastures all across southern Ohio.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUUUUHHHHH!
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHHHHHHH!
CNN, because they’ll report anything: “Breaking this Morning: Fritz Ross, of Rix Mills, is going in for his, what is this? Fourth cup of coffee!”
“His stirring could be heard from the West Coast, Don!”
“Remarkable.”
tip of the spear but the banshees are a-10 warthogs
