#heavymedic

feam-tortress:

Here’s a gay headcanon: soon after they started working together, Heavy and Medic both found themselves quite interested, but all Medic’s attempts at flirting fell on flat ears thanks to cultural differences and Heavy’s then poor English.

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Medic: Are you… seeing anyone?

Heavy, eyeing the room: Much people. Why?

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Medic: Are you single?

Heavy: I am alone right now, yes.

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Medic: I must admit, I have quite a crush on you.

Heavy: Crush… you? Don’t worry, I only crush enemy team. I don’t crush friend.

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Scout: Ayo big guy, you really can’t tell Medic’s hittin’ on ya?

Heavy: Medic… hit…

Heavy: Who hit Medic?!

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Medic: Would you be interested in a date?

Heavy: Date? Uh, today is ten of October, I think.

Medic: No, no, I’m asking you out!

Heavy: You need me to go outside?

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Medic: I fell for you.

Heavy: Sorry. I’ll be more careful next time.

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It goes on and on until Medic gets over the initial impression of being bluntly rejected and comes up with the most straightforward confession. Heavy isn’t even surprised though, he kind of figured he and Doktor both liked one another, and he wasn’t the one being all weird about it.

tf2trivia:

Heavy and Medic from the hit game Team Fortress 2 have fucked at least twice

Twice a day for four years.

lightlyboiledbutter:

there’s something about this that i dont think people talk about enough

I sometimes see people saying that this is a joke, but I dont think that’s the case, simply because of the wording of the citation.

It doesn’t say ‘The Heavy, to Medic". It says “The Heavy, to his Medic”.

HIS Medic.

they are canon boyfriends your honor

can’t stand when people draw medic tf2 as small or weak, he’s not. he’s a hunk dilf heavy’s just bigger. if you want to draw a 5’2” bitch mad scientist getting rawed by a russian bear dr daniil d dankovsky from pathologic is on your left

Sure Heavy

somnolent-scout:

If you’ve ever wondered what the first TF2 fanfic to be uploaded to Ao3 was, it was a Red Oktoberfest fic about zombies.

Here it is if you would like to read it.

Alrighty, I’m just gonna put this here..

That brief review doesn’t do this fic enough justice.

Respawn of the Dead is honestly so beautiful and detailed. Everything is organized perfectly and it really does take you on a trip, it gets you obsessed with the story.

The fact there are so many interesting relations and horrible (yet sometimes expected) twists just adds to it! I don’t believe this fic will ever go outdated or anything of the sort, it’s just too good.

If you have the time and patience to read every word of this fic for what it is, I definitely recommend reading it. It’s 100% worth it and I’m sure you’ll love it as it much as I do once you’re finished!

The author took the idea of a zombie apocalypse and turned into something so chaotic,well-thought,intuitive… it’s so shocking how great of a read it is. The emotions they want you to feel are the emotions you sure as hell are going to feel.

This fanfiction is not a product of it’s time— Hell, I’d even consider it timeless.

Give it a read whenever you have the chance!

I only provide you with what is necessary.. Demo’s smile is a necessity in life.

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