#heavymedic

I simply cannot with these two

bleuteal:

ragri5:

gecolozard:

im uploading this beacuse actually its very cute

It is <3

annalaatikko:

reptilelord:

browningtons:

date someone who wants to be with you

date someone who will always follow you

date someone who will always try to help you

date someone who will be there when you’re hurt

date your healer

sadie-shrimp:

Some random stuff

peachdalooza:

Happy little medics

when a fair passed by teufort, there was one of those “test your strength” machines you have to wack with a hammer and the big prize was a huge huge plushie of different models. heavy saw a huge teddy bear and fell in love with it so he paid to play and hit it with all his force and obviously won the jackpot granting him access to it. before he could claim it, he saw pyro in the same machine next to him with a sad face and a bunch of cheap keychains

“what is wrong?” the large man asked

pyro then pointed to the giant unicorn they had been trying to get all afternoon. heavy laughed.

“heavy will get it for you”

he asked the man in the booth to give him the unicorn which he then gifted to the little firebug. they nodded making grateful sounds and proceed to go away in the direction of the ferris wheel.

“another”

heavy said presenting a ticket to get another plushie

“im sorry man, one client one jackpot” the vendor said

he then left, visibly sad for loosing his chance on the teddy bear. he was happy to have given pyro the unicorn, but he just wished he could get the bear as well. defeated he sat on a bench eating cotton candy.

“vhat has you so down meun freund?”

“doktor?” heavy replied lifting his head

medic then presented him with a smaller version of the plushie he had been attempting to get.

“i am unfortunately not as strong, but i’ve veen told you wanted zhis”

medic then sat next to him.

it seems all worked out in the end

feam-tortress:

Here’s a gay headcanon: soon after they started working together, Heavy and Medic both found themselves quite interested, but all Medic’s attempts at flirting fell on flat ears thanks to cultural differences and Heavy’s then poor English.

***

Medic: Are you… seeing anyone?

Heavy, eyeing the room: Much people. Why?

***

Medic: Are you single?

Heavy: I am alone right now, yes.

***

Medic: I must admit, I have quite a crush on you.

Heavy: Crush… you? Don’t worry, I only crush enemy team. I don’t crush friend.

***

Scout: Ayo big guy, you really can’t tell Medic’s hittin’ on ya?

Heavy: Medic… hit…

Heavy: Who hit Medic?!

***

Medic: Would you be interested in a date?

Heavy: Date? Uh, today is ten of October, I think.

Medic: No, no, I’m asking you out!

Heavy: You need me to go outside?

***

Medic: I fell for you.

Heavy: Sorry. I’ll be more careful next time.

***

It goes on and on until Medic gets over the initial impression of being bluntly rejected and comes up with the most straightforward confession. Heavy isn’t even surprised though, he kind of figured he and Doktor both liked one another, and he wasn’t the one being all weird about it.

can’t stand when people draw medic tf2 as small or weak, he’s not. he’s a hunk dilf heavy’s just bigger. if you want to draw a 5’2” bitch mad scientist getting rawed by a russian bear dr daniil d dankovsky from pathologic is on your left

Sure Heavy