#hermitcraft quotes

Pearl: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Mumbo: Self-esteem, haven’t seen you in years!
Grian: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Impulse: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Scar: My moral code, is that you?
Pearl:
Pearl: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Grian: Today is a day of running through hurdles
Mumbo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Grian: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you

Grian: Hey, you like true crime, right?

Mumbo: Yeah… I do, why?

Grian: I found something for us to watch =] *turns on the news*

Reporter: Seven injured in attack by a masked figure with wings, more at nine-

Mumbo: What did you do?!

Grian: Surprise! I became a criminal!

Mumbo: I’m charmed, yet horrified-

Mumbo: So what’s your plan today?

Grian: Commit war crimes

Mumbo: But there isn’t a war going on-

Grian, beginning to walk away:

Mumbo:

Mumbo: Grian, what did you do-

Grian, walking away faster:

Mumbo: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

False: People tell me that short girls aren’t attractive, but I’m dating Stress and they’re not, so, who’s the real winner?

Pearl: Oh, I f cked up, I f cked up. I told Gem I’d make dinner tonight, and I can’t cook.

Impulse, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you’re asking me for help??

Etho, pointing: May I sit there?
Doc: That’s my lap
Etho: That doesn’t answer my question, Doc.