Just some scribbles of interactions from ZombieCleo’s livestream of the world-eater’s first run because i am STILL NOT OVER IT, between Doc explaining 0 things and the others’ careful concern during the first hiccup, how much the vibe was like…… tfw youre friends with a mad scientist and you have no idea what he’s doing but u understand his evil science is important to him!!! and ur trying to support his interests
if you’ve never built a terrifying contraption that allows you to hook yourself up to an amalgam of ghasts and channel so much firepower into you that it literally blinds you so that in your excitement you fill the room with lava and inadvertently destroy your own machine, can you even call yourself a mad genius
anyway i had to draw this obviously, so here’s another doc…. [buzz lightyear voice] i don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school
Mochi was talking about Hermitcraft a bunch (a minecraft group with a bunch of pro minecraft players all playing on the same server and getting up to shenanigans) and it got me curious enough to watch a couple videos; naturally I’ve gravitated towards docm77, this delightful man who is determined to actually break minecraft
Here he is mind-controlling every zombie on the server as a prank, and inviting mumbo to ignore the completely normal boat spastically blinking in and out of existence that no absurd device meant to teleport an infinite amount of sand home would be complete without
I have updates to the Lost AU! I really just like this one I think it’s fun. Tempted to write something for it not gonna lie.
This one is mainly focused on some of the Hermits coming across each other in the Vast World
more under the cut
Joe is not actually the one to find Cleo in the End. No, that credit goes to Doc, who had Ren’s help to find all the items, and also came across one of TFC’s strip mines with no TFC, and ventured in to get some elytra (and see if it had an Enderdragon) because if anything was going to attract Grian like a magnet, it was elytra. If he can find that guy, he’s bound to find quite a few more. He instead found Cleo stealing her 12th elytra. They just kinda stared at each other for a bit before Doc asked if she wanted to come back
Joe appears in the End about ten minutes after they leave and almost immediately is like “something,,,,is Not Right” and finds Cleo’s abandoned farm. He knows very well that Cleo can handle herself but he’s still worried bc if she’s not here…oh god she’s in the Overworld isn’t she. Cue cat and mouse game where they only JUST miss each other
Xisuma’s been running around trying to kickstart his admin abilities again while going on a Search for his Hermits. He eventually comes across Wels doing the exact same thing. Difference is that Xisuma’s Hardcore Adventurer façade immediately dropped when seeing one of his other Hermits alive and well and was resulted to an emotional mess. Many hugs were given. Wels brought him back to Stress and Jevin and the process repeated. On god they gotta give this guy a break
Tango eventually found where Etho and Beef resided and stuck around in the area to find the ‘elusive’ creatures. Beef found Adequate and that led to him finding Tango. There was absolutely zero way to convince him that he wasn’t an alien lizard man, so he just. Kept Tango in his house. No, he is not a prisoner, this is for his own safety
Impulse came across Keralis on one of his searches. Problem is that Impulse is quite actually a demon, and Keralis is already on Edge. Keralis takes one look at him and bolts. Impulse is now trying to find the guy and coax him out with pspspsps
Gem and xB went on an ocean expedition and came across Cub’s base. They thought it was some strange new spawned ocean structure and were met with a very beardy, very scatterbrained Cub wielding a sword. xB was wary, but Gem immediately hugged Cub and started talking nonstop about “oh your HERE! if your here and xB is here then the others must be, too!” and Cub is just so bewildered and starved for human contact he just lets her ramble. none of them have realized Ren and Doc are in the distance
Bdubs found one of TFC’s strip mines by falling in it. Hypno also happened to be lurking around and Bdubs just saw a pair of fucked up looking eyes in the darkness that made him feel like he was staring into the abyss and immediately turned and left. Is now wondering if this is a very deceptive hell instead of heaven
Iskall came across False and Zed by False’s bird also trying to eat him. Was made even more paranoid by it all, but Zed refused to let him leave because “PLEASE I need someone sensible who also won’t talk about MCC nonstop” so now he’s here. False is very much the hunter of the triad while Zed and Iskall are the gatherers.
By this point there’s already a bunch of rumors/known Rules of sorts circulating around because the Hermits almost have a hive mind. 1) be VERY careful when mining because there’s something really fucked up lurking down there. 2) don’t mind the humanoid-shaped figures at the corner of your eyes, they won’t be there when you turn around 3) mostly every biome has SOMETHING weird going on in the middle of it but we don’t know what and 4) you’ll never know if you’re alone or not
Basically, all the Hermits are scaring the shit out of each other because they keep acting like cryptids, and then making up more cryptid stories about them, and it’s a whole echo chamber that keeps goin’ round and round until everyone’s convinced they’re on a haunted, cursed, or already inhabited world
Alright. Hermitcraft AU where 1) it was not a simulation and 2) after they all escaped Moon Big, they wound up in Season 9. But all of them are separated from each other in this big world and they have to figure out where the hell everyone is. It’s literally just a manhunt and they’re all the hunters and the hiders.
more under the cut
After Grian realized the world was literally actually ending, he figured “yeah, there’s no way everyone made it off in time” and went into Watcher Mode to yeet all the remaining Hermits onto the new world, but he kind of fucked it up a bit bc 1) my mans does not like using his Watcher powers all that often he’s out of practice and 2) he was just trying to get them Off The Planet Being Destroyed he didn’t really care where they ended up, he had to skedaddle back to the Void w Boatem as fast he could after he teleported them all away
So everyone who woke up in this new world completely alone are: Bdubs, Keralis, xB, Iskall, Stress, Hypno, Zed, Beef, Etho, Wels, & TFC. As to be expected, this all went in very different ways.
Bdubs just straight-up thinks he’s dead. Guy thinks this is what the afterlife looks like. He woke up in a field with Squakers and is now just roaming around thinking that death is really fun but also quite lonely.
Keralis is freaking out. Very on edge, is expecting to look up and suddenly see the moon is twenty times it’s size completely overnight. Always thinking something is gonna go wrong but it never does. Someone help him.
xB is so confused. He thinks that he must have awoken from his bunker and the world wasn’t destroyed, and maybe someone was playing a joke on them? Maybe the moon just passed right by the earth? He doesn’t know, and he can’t find his bunker. Guy is just looking to find Hypno or Jevin.
Iskall is going a little nuts being completely alone tbh. Can be found running around going “Etho where the FUCK ARE YOU” at the sky. Usually sticks to the mountains so he can survey the land and try and find anyone.
Stress is vibing in the arctic with the polar bears and rabbits. She’s very confused but she’s not going to question it, she’s going to start living her best life and once she’s got a functional home, she will see if anyone is around.
Hypno just spawned right next to the deep dark. You can imagine how well thats going.
Zed is just hitchhiking across the world. He has no idea how he got here or why the moon is normal again and he’s questioningeverything.Mans is paranoid as hell and jumps at every little noise. Grabs horse by the face and asks it to explain wtf is going on
Beef woke up in a mesa, stared at nothing for a bit, then went “well. guess a new season started” and refuses to acknowledge anything that happened in season 8. Moon Big? Never happened. Shared hallucination. It’s fine. He’s just gonna wander around and get lost for a while.
Etho appeared in a forest and has not left. Guy barely acknowledged the moon was big he just looked up, went, “oh thats not normal” and then he woke up here. Was it a dream? He thinks it was a dream. Is Iskall around here? Nobody knows. He’s just reverting back to the single-player mentality and becoming one with the bees.
Wels woke tf up and immediately decided to go on a quest to find everyone. He remembers Hermit seasons where everyone just split off n didn’t bother with introductions but he misses people :( he wants to go save his friends.
TFC hasn’t noticed literally anything out of the ordinary. Guy woke up, saw that his mines and farms were gone, went “oh. guess there was a server wipe or something” and went straight back to doing his old things.
All of Boatem got spat out into the darkest depths of the world, where a small hole in bedrock met the Void and they all crawled out. They all stuck together as they hurriedly tried to make their way back to the surface. They somehow completely miss Hypno becoming a cryptid in the deep dark as they try to find sunlight.
Gem popped out into the new world with her portal and is totally fine. She looked around at this world, went “well. sure hope my friends are here” and like Etho, reverted back to single-player mindset. She’s got a lot of cats.
Cub crash-landed in the ocean and is just kinda. stuck there. he’s got no boat, so he just swims out for a little bit gathering materials before going back to the crash site, which landed on a bunch of coral. Someone please get him out of there
Tango drifted around in space with Adequate for a while before also crashing in the new world. Thinks it’s a completely foreign planet and is prepared to find aliens around every corner with the poor horse having to put up with this.
Ren and Doc had an actual normal landing on the planet. They surveyed the land for a minute, went “well. guess we should make a beacon” and started building a tall skyscraper building in the hopes their friends would see it and come check it out. Unaware that half of these people would see a demonic structure on this world they are completely unfamiliar with and immediately go the other direction.
Xisuma is still in the Nether. He’s afraid to leave and see the destruction, but is also scared out of his mind for his Hermits. Sure, the Big Moon hid the fact he created cryptocurrency, but STILL. His admin powers have fizzled and glitched, and every day its a “will he won’t he” on leaving the Nether.
False found the world with her giant eagle and is now just traveling around on it. Thinks she’s the only one on the world, thinks the rest of her friends got scattered onto other servers. Still has MCC on the brain and wonders if she’ll still be able to make it to the next event.
Joe left on an elytra but also just. Appeared on this new world. That’s how he works, he’s just There. Currently grinding to find an end portal so he can go get Cleo.
Cleo, meanwhile, is still in the End. She’s got a little farm going for her, and since Grian killed the Enderdragon, all she has to worry about are the endermen. She doesn’t really like it there, but she’s alive. Knows that Joe will find her eventually.
Jevin half-landed half-crashed and is pissing off the local villagers by taking refuge in their homes and perching on roofs as if he’ll see anyone. Puts a bunch of SOS in the ground and flags on the roofs that the villagers keep trying to take down. The iron golem is very close to kicking him out.
Now it’s just a game of chasing and finding. Which is exceptionally hard when a decent amount of them don’t know they should be looking for others, or trying to be found. Place your bets now on who’s found first!
Yes, there will be giant ass buildings these lunatics create in their searching. The land is just LITTERED with structures from the Hermits travels, some half-made, some past the treeline. It’s all very odd
Me *a few months ago*: Oh, hey! I’ve been meaning to watch Hermitcraft! I’ve heard it’s pretty good! Although, I don’t want to make it too much of a commitment, so I think I’ll just watch Grian’s videos for now, maybe I’ll add Mumbo or someone later! It can’t be too much of a hassle!
Me *currently watching 12 hermits and steadily adding more with each day*: I was wrong.
does docm77 ever actually reference himself as a creeper. im not denying that he is one i just think its funny that ive seen multiple instances of other hermits with mob skins talking about themselves as not being human (jevin seeing slime heads and calling that his family etc) but meanwhile doc sees a creeper and is like “CREEPER WATCH OUT” king u should look in a mirror some time ❤
A friend was telling me about the dynamic between Doc and Grian and I thought it was quite similar to how I imagine Kirin and Ridge would be so This Happened
please watch docm77 losing his mind over wheat. it’s so funny.
also watch stress she’s delightful <3
Rating: CUTE!!
Stress is just avin some fun! She woz hungry n she made bread, n then she gave her wheat to Ren. She’s wiv friends n stayin safe wiv full saturation n hunger so she doesnt get hurt if she gets in trouble. If ur Stress laughs like that u no she’s avin a gud time!
The Doc in this clip is stressed over the fact that the Stress made all the wheat into bread! :( Why yes, bread is nutritional and good for you, Doc really needed that wheat!
monster that doesn’t know that it’s a monster because it’s never seen its own reflection, doesn’t understand why it’s feared. lonely creature only trying to love and be loved but it’s clumsy and doesn’t realize its power, doesn’t know it’s different. why don’t you love me. why are you scared of me. i’m just like you
Oh, NOW I understand why gays love monsters so much
I’m making ONE hermicraft post, got it? Don’t take the kids please it’s a one time thing-
Please don’t leave im making dreamsmp content too please-
Now that that’s out of the way-
Hermitcraft family dynamic
Context: you are the middle child
DISCLAIMER: I am not shipping people in this, please do not take it that way. Its a fun post about family dynamics, where none are supposed to be connected to another to avoid creepy stuff. Thanks :]
Grian: your mothers brother. Fun at parties, always a glass of wine in hand. Bad puns at inappropriate moments
Scar: your fathers brother. Doesn’t know what kids like, so usually gives you like 5 bucks whenever he sees you just to be safe.
Rendog: dad. Suburban dad, but like he’s from the boonies and doesn’t know how to act in the suburbs. You know what I mean.
Doc: dads friend from high-school. They grill. He’s the guy who says “I remember you when you were *this* tall”
Cub: successful younger brother who is better than you at everything. Not in a bad way, He’s just naturally talented but it sucks because now yall the disappointment.
Mumbo: your mothers friend who your father is worried about because he has better manners and can cook. Mumbo has no intention of taking your mother but your father sure seems to think so.
Impulse: your older brother who’s probably the parents favorite, but has no idea. He went to college and only see him on the weekends now but always offers for you to come hang out (so hes cool)
Tango: your older siblings best friend whos so chaotic your always on edge when he’s around. One time he tried to flirt with your mother. The next he offered your father a joint. A true abstract.
C!Doc is so so so interesting and nobody talks about it. Hes a supervillain. Hes a sweetheart. Hes a badass. Hes a dork. He looks cool as hell. He wears crocs. He builds world eaters. He built a little tomato garden and he talks about it with the same amount of passion as he does the world eater. He hates hippies. He was roommates with a hippie in between seasons. He knows how to use alien technology. He wiped a few hermits memories once. Hes divorced from Bdubs. He killed N*tch. He killed a god. Same god took his arm. Hes full of hubris. Everyone is too scared to stop him.
“Alright,” Jevin says, “now you just have to give the egg basket back.”
Grian stares at him with big, black, soulful eyes, and holds the basket closer to himself. “…give… you… the eggs…?”
Jevin closes his eyes and mentally counts to five before opening them again. “Yeah. That was the point of the game, right? Collect the eggs and then give them back to prove you’d found them.”
Grian continues to stare.
“So you hand me the basket…”
“Are… are you keeping an eye on them?” Grian asks.
“Keeping an eye on the eggs.”
“Well, it’s a dangerous world out there,” Grian says. “You never know when some maniac with TNT might show up. Probably best to just keep these in my ne- base. Keep these in my base.”
“A maniac with TNT?“ says Jevin, in a tone of voice he hopes conveys exactly who the maniac with TNT normally is on the server.
“You never know,” Grian says. “You’ve seen the eggs now. You know I found them. Really, what do you need all those eggs for? Surely you won’t miss these, right?”
Jevin sighs. “Yes, but I need the eggs to prove you didn’t cheat. You can’t win unless you turn them in.”
Grian stares blankly at Jevin, big black eyes watering as he tries to decide between winning (a thing Grian is very bad at giving up on) and, presumably, some stupid bird instinct that’s refusing to let him let go of the eggs. Jevin’s not sure which one is winning. He is sure, however, that he is slightly regretting making the egg hunt actually use eggs.
Because, he thinks wryly, it’s hardly just Grian.
“Jevin,” Doc says, landing on the platform to the egg hunt central area. Grian makes a sound somewhere between a hiss and a squawk and pulls his shulker full of carefully-padded and protected eggs closer to his chest. “I have found all of my eggs.”
“Excellent! Now, if you’ll hand them over -”
Doc is holding a shulker close to his chest. “Give you my eggs? Don’t be ridiculous.”
…the worst part, Jevin thinks, as he tries to figure out how to negotiate with a bunch of hybrids who haven’t slept in too long and therefore don’t realize they’re being irrational, is that the others are almost certainly going to insist on playing again next year. Something about optimal hiding spots. Next year, though, he swears: he’s not calling them eggs.
