[ID: Two separate photos of Grian and Pearlescentmoon drawn from the waist up in a digital chibi-like style. Both are looking at the viewer. In the first photo Grian is in his red sweater and has a necklace with a golden sun tied to it around his neck. The background is orange with a large yellow sun directly behind him. In the second photo Pearl is wearing a blue and purple jacket over a white shirt. The jacket is drawn to resemble a night sky, complete with stars. She is also wearing a necklace similar to Grian’s around her neck, but a cresent moon replacing the sun. The background is dark blue, a light blue cresent moon is directly behind her. /end ID]
[ID: a digital drawing of Pearlescentmoon and Grian in a chibi style, both drawn from the waist up. Pearl is in a hooded jacket with long wavy hair poking out of the hood. She is drawn in a lavender outline and is coloured pure white, similar to the pearlescent froglight from Minecraft 1.19. Grian is wearing his typical red sweater, coloured normally. The two are standing in a dark area, with Pearl glowing in a bright white light. Grian is looking towards her. /end ID]
Y’all know the AU’s where Third/Last Life and Hermitcraft exist in the same universe? Let’s mix that in with Empires and Hardcore.
Everyone is cycling through different appearances at rapid fire. Grian is inviting people to Hardcore for funsies with a knife behind his back. Pearl is desperately trying to avoid that fate in the fear she’ll be the one person uniting them all. Joel is acting the exact same in every world. Jimmy is wondering if his canary-curse transcends into association after hearing about Big Moon. fWhip is worrying about how dangerous the people from Third/Last Life could be to Scott’s face because he can’t keep track of who’s from where. Ren is barely being held back from diving head-first into Empires. People are accidentally entering the wrong servers. All of the apocalypses are happening at the same time. It never ends.
Alright. Hermitcraft AU where 1) it was not a simulation and 2) after they all escaped Moon Big, they wound up in Season 9. But all of them are separated from each other in this big world and they have to figure out where the hell everyone is. It’s literally just a manhunt and they’re all the hunters and the hiders.
more under the cut
After Grian realized the world was literally actually ending, he figured “yeah, there’s no way everyone made it off in time” and went into Watcher Mode to yeet all the remaining Hermits onto the new world, but he kind of fucked it up a bit bc 1) my mans does not like using his Watcher powers all that often he’s out of practice and 2) he was just trying to get them Off The Planet Being Destroyed he didn’t really care where they ended up, he had to skedaddle back to the Void w Boatem as fast he could after he teleported them all away
So everyone who woke up in this new world completely alone are: Bdubs, Keralis, xB, Iskall, Stress, Hypno, Zed, Beef, Etho, Wels, & TFC. As to be expected, this all went in very different ways.
Bdubs just straight-up thinks he’s dead. Guy thinks this is what the afterlife looks like. He woke up in a field with Squakers and is now just roaming around thinking that death is really fun but also quite lonely.
Keralis is freaking out. Very on edge, is expecting to look up and suddenly see the moon is twenty times it’s size completely overnight. Always thinking something is gonna go wrong but it never does. Someone help him.
xB is so confused. He thinks that he must have awoken from his bunker and the world wasn’t destroyed, and maybe someone was playing a joke on them? Maybe the moon just passed right by the earth? He doesn’t know, and he can’t find his bunker. Guy is just looking to find Hypno or Jevin.
Iskall is going a little nuts being completely alone tbh. Can be found running around going “Etho where the FUCK ARE YOU” at the sky. Usually sticks to the mountains so he can survey the land and try and find anyone.
Stress is vibing in the arctic with the polar bears and rabbits. She’s very confused but she’s not going to question it, she’s going to start living her best life and once she’s got a functional home, she will see if anyone is around.
Hypno just spawned right next to the deep dark. You can imagine how well thats going.
Zed is just hitchhiking across the world. He has no idea how he got here or why the moon is normal again and he’s questioningeverything.Mans is paranoid as hell and jumps at every little noise. Grabs horse by the face and asks it to explain wtf is going on
Beef woke up in a mesa, stared at nothing for a bit, then went “well. guess a new season started” and refuses to acknowledge anything that happened in season 8. Moon Big? Never happened. Shared hallucination. It’s fine. He’s just gonna wander around and get lost for a while.
Etho appeared in a forest and has not left. Guy barely acknowledged the moon was big he just looked up, went, “oh thats not normal” and then he woke up here. Was it a dream? He thinks it was a dream. Is Iskall around here? Nobody knows. He’s just reverting back to the single-player mentality and becoming one with the bees.
Wels woke tf up and immediately decided to go on a quest to find everyone. He remembers Hermit seasons where everyone just split off n didn’t bother with introductions but he misses people :( he wants to go save his friends.
TFC hasn’t noticed literally anything out of the ordinary. Guy woke up, saw that his mines and farms were gone, went “oh. guess there was a server wipe or something” and went straight back to doing his old things.
All of Boatem got spat out into the darkest depths of the world, where a small hole in bedrock met the Void and they all crawled out. They all stuck together as they hurriedly tried to make their way back to the surface. They somehow completely miss Hypno becoming a cryptid in the deep dark as they try to find sunlight.
Gem popped out into the new world with her portal and is totally fine. She looked around at this world, went “well. sure hope my friends are here” and like Etho, reverted back to single-player mindset. She’s got a lot of cats.
Cub crash-landed in the ocean and is just kinda. stuck there. he’s got no boat, so he just swims out for a little bit gathering materials before going back to the crash site, which landed on a bunch of coral. Someone please get him out of there
Tango drifted around in space with Adequate for a while before also crashing in the new world. Thinks it’s a completely foreign planet and is prepared to find aliens around every corner with the poor horse having to put up with this.
Ren and Doc had an actual normal landing on the planet. They surveyed the land for a minute, went “well. guess we should make a beacon” and started building a tall skyscraper building in the hopes their friends would see it and come check it out. Unaware that half of these people would see a demonic structure on this world they are completely unfamiliar with and immediately go the other direction.
Xisuma is still in the Nether. He’s afraid to leave and see the destruction, but is also scared out of his mind for his Hermits. Sure, the Big Moon hid the fact he created cryptocurrency, but STILL. His admin powers have fizzled and glitched, and every day its a “will he won’t he” on leaving the Nether.
False found the world with her giant eagle and is now just traveling around on it. Thinks she’s the only one on the world, thinks the rest of her friends got scattered onto other servers. Still has MCC on the brain and wonders if she’ll still be able to make it to the next event.
Joe left on an elytra but also just. Appeared on this new world. That’s how he works, he’s just There. Currently grinding to find an end portal so he can go get Cleo.
Cleo, meanwhile, is still in the End. She’s got a little farm going for her, and since Grian killed the Enderdragon, all she has to worry about are the endermen. She doesn’t really like it there, but she’s alive. Knows that Joe will find her eventually.
Jevin half-landed half-crashed and is pissing off the local villagers by taking refuge in their homes and perching on roofs as if he’ll see anyone. Puts a bunch of SOS in the ground and flags on the roofs that the villagers keep trying to take down. The iron golem is very close to kicking him out.
Now it’s just a game of chasing and finding. Which is exceptionally hard when a decent amount of them don’t know they should be looking for others, or trying to be found. Place your bets now on who’s found first!
Yes, there will be giant ass buildings these lunatics create in their searching. The land is just LITTERED with structures from the Hermits travels, some half-made, some past the treeline. It’s all very odd
Me *a few months ago*: Oh, hey! I’ve been meaning to watch Hermitcraft! I’ve heard it’s pretty good! Although, I don’t want to make it too much of a commitment, so I think I’ll just watch Grian’s videos for now, maybe I’ll add Mumbo or someone later! It can’t be too much of a hassle!
Me *currently watching 12 hermits and steadily adding more with each day*: I was wrong.
Because I rarely see anybody talk about them, a look at Gem & Pearl’s camera accounts because they are super cool and very underappreciated.
AriesEva, the cam account of one GeminiTay. And initially the cause of much confusion when she started logging in and people didn’t know who she was.
Her skin follows the nature theming of her counterpart to the nether. The colour scheme closely resembles that of a fungus, with its bright greens and oranges. She keeps her trademarked floral headdress and antlers (despite this being based off her non-HC skin) and on the back of her shirt has her crescent moon ensigna seen in Season Eight!
Pearlescentmoo, somehow more of a gremlin than her counterpart. Literally. She sports pointed ears, bright green eyes, and very noticeably: a tail. Her clothes appear more ragged than Pearl’s usual wear, but she almost seems to be sporting a pair of golden earrings, or possibly an ear cuff.
For two such interesting designs, I’ve seen them get very little love. So this is me holding them up and saying look at them.
