#hes already babysitting this teenager

love the old comics because I got to the point in Avengers where Wanda, Pietro, and Clint joined and this is basically how it went:

Steve: *returns from being trapped in South America with no way home, having spent several days/weeks literally fighting snakes and jaguars in the wild before finally managing to find a ride out of the jungle and get a plane home. also he had a teenager with him the whole time he was basically just babysitting

Steve:It’s great to be back. Let’s go tell the Avengers I’m alive since none of them went look for me and teenager that’s with me. I can’t wait to see what business they’re attending to.

Thor: *is absent and dealing with some Asgard stuff*

Hank and Janet: *clearly packing their bags*

Tony: Oh great, you’re back. We’re holding a press conference about the fact that we just hired Hawkeye, the Scarlet Witch, and Quicksilver as Avengers, even though up until this point all three of them have only been villains, because the rest of us are going on vacation. You’re going to supervise them while we’re gone, Steve. We did not actually vet them to make sure they aren’t still villains, good luck!