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parkinfront:jefflaclede: ethergaunts:beeishappy:Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell

parkinfront:

jefflaclede:

ethergaunts:

beeishappy:

Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.

this is so fucking funny

“aim the drill at the ground and turn it on”

I’m in a my vet’s parking lot CACKLING at this non stop litany of logic issues

… I have a newfound respect for Ben Affleck


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aiweirdness:

I recently started playing with DALL-E 2, which will attempt to generate an image to go with whatever text prompt you give it. Like its predecessor DALL-E, it uses CLIP, which OpenAI trained on a huge collection of internet images and nearby text. I’ve experimented with a few methods based on CLIP, but DALL-E generates particularly clear, coherent images.

So of course I decided to use it to mess up corporate logos.

AI-generated signs on buildings or on food. They're all black and yellow with all-caps letters reading variations on "Wabflfe Fofle" and "Hafe Wouse" and "Waffle Woffee" ALT

“The local Waffle House” - generated by DALL-E2

Various logos in black and red, some with small pizzas or wedges of pizza on them. They read variations on "pizza huza" and "Pitza" and "Pit zizza"ALT

The Pizza Hut logo - generated by DALL-E2

Red apple logos, some with bumblebees on them. Text reads "Aippeles" or "Abperiplles" or "Abepples" or "Apeebes"ALT

The Applebees logo - generated by DALL-E2

Signs in red and white with arrows and arches. They read variations on "Noutt Niun" and "Nutfout" and "Uni-fou" and "Noun" and "Nonut"ALT

A sign for In-N-Out, viewed from a distance - generated by DALL-E2

Logos that are dark red, black and white, like the real dr pepper logo. All have bottles or cans incoroporated into the logos, which are spelled like "Derpper" and "Depper" and "Pepeper"ALT

Logo for Dr. Pepper - generated by DALL-E2

Logos, each of which involves at least one donut image. They are variations on "Duntin Donuufts", "Oomo Dukims", "Doinko Donnts", "Dont Duns", and "Donkuh"ALT

The logo for dunkin donuts - generated by DALL-E2

More logos at AIWeirdness.com!

Bonus content: More brands, including an unexpected photorealistic goat-turtle.

Omg I haven’t laughed so hard in a VERY long time ❤️❤️❤️❤️

nicelytousled:

sophiamcdougall:

ashtray-girl:

“In the 70s it was black and minority ethnic people, in the 80s it was gay people, trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can’t be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: ‘Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I’ll identify as a chair!’ Why don’t you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!”

- Nish Kumar: “It’s In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves pt.2”

Yeah but you needto actually hear the full clip and the fury and passion and glee (because he knows he’s nailing them) in his voice.

(Wish I could find the audio somewhere other than Twitter, but I can’t.

here it is!

pyrrhiccomedy:

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

Accurate

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