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murderousrobot:

i was re-reading artificial condition, and i got to the part where murderbot and art didn’t understand tapan’s mom’s “inspirational” thoughts on fear. so i decided to create some inspirational messages they might approve of.

Just don't do things that will get you killed. [ID: Astronaut floating in front of moon in cloudy pink sky]
If you touch one of our humans with intent to harm, you will die. [ID: Corridor of a spaceship]
Planets suck. [ID: Sunrise over earth as seen from space]
Avoid getting eaten. [ID: Group of rock formations in desert with sand floating in air]

art displays them all over its interior

bettydice:

Looking for a Special Gift Idea? Or do you just want to Treat Yoself - because YOU DESERVE IT!


Maybe you’re a writer (fanfic or original) and your story and characters deserve its own theme song!

Maybe you have a D&D character or you run a campaign and want to surprise your group with some custom music!

Anything you can think of, really! I love to work together with other people and get inspired by your writing and ideas. And here you can find many examples of the kind of music I create!

Prices

If you want a simple piano piece, I offer a base price of 55€/$63 for a 2 min piano piece, (every additional 30 seconds + 5€/$6). If you’d like the piano piece to be edited, we can talk about what you’d like to be done (just some simple audio effects or add some digital instruments etc.) and I’ll adjust the pricing accordingly.

I also offer music that’s done entirely digitally with virtual instruments. The base price is 55€/$63 for a piece up to 1 min 30 seconds, (every additional 30 seconds + 5€/$6). This kind of music will include more than one instrument.

These prices might be adjusted depending on the complexity of the piece.

I also offer a SPECIAL 2020 YEAR FROM HELL DISCOUNT 2021 MAYBE SLIGHTLY BETTER BUT STILL KINDA HELLISH DISCOUNT of 10€ off (so 45€ base price) if you commission me as a gift for someone else!

Payment can be done via Paypal, but if you don’t have access, we can figure out something else!
Message me at [email protected]!

(Reblogs/Signal Boosting very welcome! <3)

prokopetz:

Yesterday I saw somebody on Twitter define “DILF” as DraftI’dLike to Finish, and I’ve been thinking about that for a solid 24 hours now.

honestlyvan:I made a userscript that will automatically turn a pointless click of the kudos button ihonestlyvan:I made a userscript that will automatically turn a pointless click of the kudos button i

honestlyvan:

I made a userscript that will automatically turn a pointless click of the kudos button into a customisable automatic comment on the fic!

>> Get the script here <<

The script was made to work with Tampermonkey, so you may need to change the formatting to work with other JS userscript managers. You can install Tampermokey for Firefox from here.

The script still needs work – it sometimes won’t load on fics with a ton of kudos, but if you still get the “You’ve already left kudos” message, just click the Kudos button again, and it should send the message just fine. I also plan to add randomised messages to the next version of this script. Let me know if you run into any issues using it, and feel free to pass this around.


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mebigbang:

MASS EFFECT BIG BANG 2021

FINALLY TIME FOR ANOTHER BIG BANG - I HAVE PUSHED IT A LITTLE THIS YEAR TO ACCOMODATE THE RELEASE OF THE ULTIMATE EDITION. AND I LOOK VERY MUCH FORWARD TO THIS YEAR, FEELS LIKE THE FIRST YEAR ALL OVER AGAN =)


SIGN UP AUTHORS START: JULY 1ST

SIGN UP AUTHORS END: JULY 14TH

AUTHORS FINAL DEADLINE: AUGUST 13TH

ARTIST SIGN UP START: AUGUST 16TH

ARTIST SIGN UP END: AUGUST 29TH

FINAL DEADLINE TEAM: SEPTEMBER 26TH

POSTING STARTS: OCTOBER 1ST


PLEASE REPOST, AND SHARE. ALSO PLEASE COME JOIN OUR FACEBOOK AND DISCORD (LINKS AT MAIN PAGE)

I WILL UPDATE THE FAQ AND RULES BEFORE WE START THIS YEAR, SHOULD YOU READ SOMETHING THAT CONFUSES YOU, DON’T HESITATE SHOOTING ME A PM. BUT I WILL SUGGEST YOU LOOK AT THE POSTS FROM LAST YEAR OR OLDER TO SEE HOW WE DID IT THEN, IT MIGHT EXPLAIN SOME OF THE FAQ.

-AZZY

fozmeadows:

max-escaping-reality:

Oh hello there, fic idea that I’m gonna fantasize about for days/weeks on end but not write. Nice of you to drop by

sir that’s my emotional support premise

junesea:

+ bonus:

the untamed + text post meme part 2 / part 1

sleepingpatterns:My favorite chicken fic, for my favorite person! 10 RMB Lucky Chickens by @zenthisosleepingpatterns:My favorite chicken fic, for my favorite person! 10 RMB Lucky Chickens by @zenthisosleepingpatterns:My favorite chicken fic, for my favorite person! 10 RMB Lucky Chickens by @zenthiso

sleepingpatterns:

My favorite chicken fic, for my favorite person!

10 RMB Lucky Chickensby@zenthisoror

I owe Raitelzen a huge debt, as she was the one who got me into The Untamed (my beloved) and is just, in general, a massive sweetheart who I am very proud to call a friend. This book was my loving way of saying thank you to her for being so great. It also turned out to be one of my favorite books I’ve ever made!

Zen told me that themes for this book included:
Motorcycles, astronauts, chlamydia, e-coli, silenced guns, and two specific breeds of chicken (croad langshan and silkie bantam).

I painted the two breeds of chicken on the front cover, which was one heck of a lot of fun. If you want to know how I incorporated the rest of the themes, more info is under the cut.

Keep reading


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theherocomplex:Summary: Hawke is familiar with all the madness Kirkwall can offer. Or so she thinks,

theherocomplex:

Summary: Hawke is familiar with all the madness Kirkwall can offer. Or so she thinks, until the sea comes calling.

Notes/Warnings: This chapter contains implied and actual abuse, body horror, gore, violence, injury, unreality, mentioned animal death, and minor character death. Lots of Aurelia-related nastiness in this one. 

Thank you to @asaara-writes for the cheerleading and the beta-reading!! <3

Previously: A moment of respite and connection for Hawke and Fenris turned into a nightmarish visit to the future, ruined Kirkwall. They still know where Aurelia is, and faced with no other option except hiding from whatever has taken over their city, they decide to follow Hawke’s plan.

Well, “plan”. 

Onward…

Chapter 22/27 is up! Read here.


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excineribusbooks:

I’ll be opening two slots via Ko-Fi next Friday! I’m starting small, since I also work full-time in a non-telework job, but my hope is to keep accepting them on a rolling basis from here on out, if things go well. Stay tuned!

And if you’re interesting in commissioning, be sure to check out the rules and requirements first ❤️ 

shirecorn:shirecorn: Harbinger PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

shirecorn:

shirecorn:

Harbinger

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW


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