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Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

• “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
• “Away you three inch fool”
• “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
• “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
• “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
• “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
• “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
• “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
• “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
• “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
• “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
• “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
• “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
• “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
• “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”

Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

• “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
• “Away you three inch fool”
• “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
• “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
• “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
• “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
• “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
• “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
• “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
• “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
• “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
• “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
• “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
• “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
• “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”