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*cleans a single dish* UGGGGGH adulting is so HaRd
Compilation of Shakespearean Insults
- “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
- “Away you three inch fool”
- “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
- “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
- “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
- “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
- “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
- “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
- “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
- “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
- “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
- “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
- “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
- “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
- “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”
Compilation of Shakespearean Insults
- “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
- “Away you three inch fool”
- “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
- “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
- “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
- “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
- “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
- “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
- “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
- “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
- “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
- “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
- “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
- “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
- “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”
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Don’t regret missing out on the Dracula and Son plushie! Preorder yours HERE
HAPPY WORLD DRACULA DAY ♂️ Reblog this post if My Dad is Dracula is your favorite webcomic about a dad who is also Dracula!
As a Dracula Day treat I want to share with you a secret collaboration I’ve been working on with Makeship, a Dracula and Son plush!
The preorders are limited, so join the mailing list to follow along!
Don’t leaf this plush preorder to chance! munch into the mailing list down below
HAPPY WORLD DRACULA DAY ♂️ Reblog this post if My Dad is Dracula is your favorite webcomic about a dad who is also Dracula!
As a Dracula Day treat I want to share with you a secret collaboration I’ve been working on with Makeship, a Dracula and Son plush!
The preorders are limited, so join the mailing list to follow along!
Don’t leaf this plush preorder to chance! munch into the mailing list down below