#yo mama
Sirius:Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.
Regulus: We have the same mom, siri.
Sirius: i guess that means we’re both sons of a bitch
Headcanon: Every mother’s day before the potter’s adopted sirius, he’d spend the entire day making yo mama jokes to regulus
Sirius:Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.
Regulus: We have the same mom, siri.
Sirius: i guess that means we’re both sons of a bitch
Wed, 25 Jul 2012 15:47:28
Wed, 13 Jun 2012 12:03:55
Compilation of Shakespearean Insults
- “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
- “Away you three inch fool”
- “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
- “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
- “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
- “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
- “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
- “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
- “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
- “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
- “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
- “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
- “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
- “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
- “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”
Compilation of Shakespearean Insults
- “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
- “Away you three inch fool”
- “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
- “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
- “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
- “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
- “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
- “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
- “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
- “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
- “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
- “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
- “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
- “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
- “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”
what are u romanticizing today u little homo
THE BABIES ARE FIGHTING AGAIN
Also bonus:
Tue, 18 Feb 2014 13:40:00