yourlocaldudebro:

Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

• “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
• “Away you three inch fool”
• “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
• “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
• “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
• “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
• “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
• “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
• “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
• “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
• “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
• “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
• “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
• “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
• “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”

Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

• “Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
• “Away you three inch fool”
• “I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
• “I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
• “More of your conversation would infect my brain”
• “Thine face is not worth sunburning”
• “Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
• “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
• “You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
• “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
• “Drunkenness is his best virtue”
• “Thou crusty batch of nature!”
• “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
• “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
• “Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”

Reposting for Ides of March! Inspired by my person

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like “well you’ve pissed of theagenes” so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

The Fountain Redux a marble prepubescent phallus pissing sparkling wine never sparkling wine from the Champagne region of france only swill

World war 1 reenactment last weekend

Hey guys, do you think that after a long day of fighting the Trojans, the Greeks might just feel like they're Achaean in their bones…?

(I’ll show myself out.)

yvfu:

skluug:

microdosing on being goth by wearing black jeans

microdosing on being goth by shoplifting in rome