#hits from the bong

I named her Paisley. She’s amazing. I just want to hit it again and again and again…..

I’ve been at home, slowly dying from the plague, for the last 6 days. So thank the gods for this White Widow and coloring book send me some healing vibes, I feel like shit.

01.19.2021

It’s the first time I’ve packed the bong all week! This puppy training shit is CONSTANT, and with working as well, I’m exhausted But this little sweet fluff is so totally worth the time. 2 weeks together and I already love her more than anything Let’s hope she gets with the program here soon so Mama can relax a little

04.30.2021

I just need it to be clear that if #PicardSeason2 is just Raffi and Seven stealing cop cars and going on GTA style rampages, I’m cool with it.

#SoongTypeOverdose

#Warp420

#Potience

#Khaaaaanibus

#BlazinPuns

Q’s fantasy women like to get lit

I’m doing a cartoon crossover thing this 420 #BlazinBev

That blue doctor’s coat prob smells pretty dank #BlazinBev

“Do you have any games on your tricorder?” #BlazinBev

#Splashback

Why does Picard owe Seven a spliff? Wrong answers only.

Stoned texts from Jonathan Archer

Just another day on the Enterprise with #BlazinBev

There’s an old French proverb that you must pronounce with a British accent… #MonCapitan

Christmas card from a doctor in a warp bubble #BlazinBev

For the love of #GaraksClothiers, please don’t do this

#BongAtFirstSight

#HowHigh #Bevman

I stole this pic. I am not blessed enough to own an Enterprise bobble head. #StarToke