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The Captain and Mr. Spock

iamnmbr3:

“Kirk is straight”

my brother in christ, Kirk was so not straight that the term “slash” and the entirety of modern shipping culture exist because of him  

Mr. Spock’s Mood

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Kirk: hello Mr. Spock<3!

Spock: captain

*Kirk experiences anguish*

Kirk: are you in a bad mood Mr. Spock<3?

Spock: I am not in a bad mood captain

Kirk what happened?

Spock: what? I’m not in a bad mood

Kirk: Bones! Watch out Spock<3 is in a bad mood! 

Bones: oh

Spock: I assure you I am not

Bunze: Spock that green blood sugar of yours is probably low. A snack will probably improve your mood

Kirk: yeah! How about a snack!

Spock: my mood is fine

Sulu: when I am in a bad mood a short nap usually does the trick

Chekov: or a litol valk around the ship!

Uhura: what’s going on is somebody upset? Is it Spock?

Bones: let me check your vitals

Kirk: Mr. Spock</3

*spock sighs*

Kirk: it’s okay Mr. Spock<3 everybody has bad mood sometimes

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Shout out to Rachy (ckc), anonymous, and Bloopotronic for putting some more sand in my collectible ko-fi hourglass! I’m going to use the funds to steal birds from trees!

If anybody else likes my work, and wants to help me do more crimes, my ko-fi link is in my bio!

I drew these two images when I was having one of those nights where you feel like you can’t draw. I drew them to spite myself.

Also, I’m incredibly backlogged on my tumblr asks. I was thinking about maybe doing a lil twitch stream at some point, so I can chat with people while I draw my replies.

I saw some really cute cowboy trek stuff a while back and it stuck itself to my lil brainy brain.

So here’s cowboy Kirk riding a wee donk.

Funny Bones

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Kirk: Wacha thinkin bout Mr. Spock<3?

Spock: just taking a moment to experience the sensations of the moment

Spock: I find it helps me recall these memories more clearly, which is useful for when we are not together

Mccoy: JIM!

Mccoy: STOP drawing pictures of me & writing “funny bones“ on patient x-rays!!

Mccoy: and YOU Spock

McCoy sizzles

McCoy: STOP LETTING HIM!!

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Another shout out to Ilinca for lining my ko-fi coat with lovely silk! I’m using the money to blow up the sun!

If anybody else out there enjoys my work, and has some extra coin laying about, my ko-fi link is in my bio!

Is That Mr. Spock?

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Kirk: is that mr Spock<3??

Kirk: Lemme talk to him!

Kirk: I wanna talk to Spock<3 Bones!

Bones: I’LL CALL YOU BACK LATER SPOCK.

Bones: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COMMUNICATOR JIM. USE IT.

Kirk: HI MR. SPOCK <3 IT’S ME JIM

Spock on communicator : c-captain?

Tighter

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Spock: Jim! Why are you crying?

Kirk: I don’t know Mr. Spock <3 I think I just need a hug.

Spock: of course Jim. Come here.

Kirk: thank you Mr. Spock <3

Kirk: Mr. Spock<3?

Spock: yes Jim?

Kirk: can you hug me tighter?

Spock: How is this?

Kirk: tighter please

Spock: Jim…

Kirk: tighter

Spock: this is quite tight already.

Kirk: tighter

Spock: Jim any tighter and I might -

Kirk: I would like it tighter Mr. Spock <3

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Mea Culpa

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T’pring: I regret not being more forthcoming. Doing so would have most likely circumvented the unpleasantness of the kal-if-fee

Spock: I agree. However, in retrospect, my decision to join starfleet was most likely both unexpected and undesirable for you. My negligence likely played no small role in precipitating the events.

Spock: You and Stonn appear to be well suited for each other. Additionally because things have worked out well for me, I see no reason to bear any ill will.

T’pring: Indeed neither do I.

T’pring: oh! Is that your… Current partner?

Spock:

Spock: Yes<3.

T’pring:

T’pring: he seems nice.

Kirk: PLOMEEEEEEK!

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I was chatting with a friend on insta about the Spock/Pring kiss in the snw trailer. And I mentioned how I really hope they don’t make Pring a villain. In my head, I feel like Spock and her really get along because they’re really similar personality-wise, they just aren’t head over heels in love with each other. I really hope they portray T’pring and Stonn as having a really cute, genuine relationship, and I hope that Spock and T’pring are able to make amends, and go on double dates, and gossip with each other about Vulcan Stuff. I really really really hope Spock and Pring turn out to be best bitches. Please paramount, can you do this one thing for me?

Addendum:

I also like to think that Stonn is as smart as paper.

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T’pring: STONN, honey. Don’t give him that. Just come stand by me sweetie.

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If for any reason I can’t draw them in the same sweater, I’ll hurl myself into the open vacuum of space.

duxduxdux:

Is That Mr. Spock?

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Kirk: is that mr Spock<3??

Kirk: Lemme talk to him!

Kirk: I wanna talk to Spock<3 Bones!

Bones: I’LL CALL YOU BACK LATER SPOCK.

Bones: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COMMUNICATOR JIM. USE IT.

Kirk: HI MR. SPOCK <3 IT’S ME JIM

Spock on communicator : c-captain?

duxduxdux:

Tighter

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Spock: Jim! Why are you crying?

Kirk: I don’t know Mr. Spock <3 I think I just need a hug.

Spock: of course Jim. Come here.

Kirk: thank you Mr. Spock <3

Kirk: Mr. Spock<3?

Spock: yes Jim?

Kirk: can you hug me tighter?

Spock: How is this?

Kirk: tighter please

Spock: Jim…

Kirk: tighter

Spock: this is quite tight already.

Kirk: tighter

Spock: Jim any tighter and I might -

Kirk: I would like it tighter Mr. Spock <3

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duxduxdux:

Mea Culpa

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T’pring: I regret not being more forthcoming. Doing so would have most likely circumvented the unpleasantness of the kal-if-fee

Spock: I agree. However, in retrospect, my decision to join starfleet was most likely both unexpected and undesirable for you. My negligence likely played no small role in precipitating the events.

Spock: You and Stonn appear to be well suited for each other. Additionally because things have worked out well for me, I see no reason to bear any ill will.

T’pring: Indeed neither do I.

T’pring: oh! Is that your… Current partner?

Spock:

Spock: Yes<3.

T’pring:

T’pring: he seems nice.

Kirk: PLOMEEEEEEK!

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I was chatting with a friend on insta about the Spock/Pring kiss in the snw trailer. And I mentioned how I really hope they don’t make Pring a villain. In my head, I feel like Spock and her really get along because they’re really similar personality-wise, they just aren’t head over heels in love with each other. I really hope they portray T’pring and Stonn as having a really cute, genuine relationship, and I hope that Spock and T’pring are able to make amends, and go on double dates, and gossip with each other about Vulcan Stuff. I really really really hope Spock and Pring turn out to be best bitches. Please paramount, can you do this one thing for me?

Addendum:

I also like to think that Stonn is as smart as paper.

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T’pring: STONN, honey. Don’t give him that. Just come stand by me sweetie.

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Hi, it’s The Zanzibar red colobus (Procolobus kirkii) also known as Kirk’s red colobus. It wasHi, it’s The Zanzibar red colobus (Procolobus kirkii) also known as Kirk’s red colobus. It was

Hi, it’s The Zanzibar red colobus (Procolobus kirkii)also known as Kirk’s red colobus. It was called after “ Sir John Kirk, the British Resident of Zanzibar who first brought it to the attention of zoological science”, but it’s funny, Kirk has his own primate. 


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Our first Cosplay Music Video!

“Mirror, Mirror”!!!

Video has an english subs, enjoy!

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