#hobbit incorrect quotes
My Incorrect Universe #86
*When I still lived at Rivendell and “absolutely despised” the caterpillar browed bitch *
Me, standing in front of Thranduil holding a dagger : does this make me look threatening? are you threatened?
Thranduil,raising an eyebrow : absolutely not
Me,cornering him against the wall, menacing: what do you feel now?
Thranduil, breathing heavily : very aroused
*After getting married to the carterpillar browed beautiful man*
Me, backing up my husband into a wall : How are we feeling right now ?
Thranduil, kissing my forehead softly: Abosulutely in love. I would not even feel bad if you stab me because you probably did it for a reason and that is okay I will always love you.
Me, on the verge of crying: Goddammit I’m gonna- I’m gonna punch you with my lips
Legolas, across the corridor with a camera I brought him from my world and a tad bit watery eyed : Disgusting. I AM TAKING A PICTURE
My Incorrect Universe #84
Me : why do you like sending letters to me so much even though I literally work in the library three rooms across you ?
Thranduil : o-obviously because I love you my darling wife!
Me: *sighing* be honest with me….
Thranduil :*mumbling* fine, cause I like making Wax Seals……..
Me : *amused,raising an eyebrow* and?
Thranduil: *mumbling dejectedly*and I want an excuse to spend on more Wax Sealing Sets……
–Later–
Legolas: Why was Adar happily picking jasmines from the gardens?
Haldir, looking towards me smiling adoringly at the envelope in my hand which is sealed with wax and jasmine petals embedded in it:……
Haldir:*smiling* Maybe King Thorin slipped off the Misty Mountains…..
