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My Incorrect Universe #87
(Birthday Special because it’s my 18th Birthday)
*At the Avengers HQ*
*Everyone making plans for my surprise birthday party*
Me, opening the front door: i’m home!
Stephen: Quick, start a normal conversation !
Everyone:…….
Loki, to Bucky : and then I let Thanos snap my neck-
Thor:*cries*
Clint: *climbs into the vents*
Sam: *starts watering the pavement*
Tony: J.A.R.V.I.S play a song -
Jarvis: *plays country road *
Peter,Scott and Morgan: *screaming* COUNTRY ROAAAADDDD TAKE ME HOOOOMMEEEE-
Mobius: I’m taking the fish for a walk *runs away*
Me: we don’t have a fish….. WAIT FISH DON’T-
Natasha, Steve, Bruce and Wanda: *sigh*
*at Middle Earth*
Me: ugh I hate birthdays! why is it even made such a big deal. I didn’t even expect to live past 15 i sm just going to go sleep all day. why do you want to celebrate getting closer to death-
Legolas and Haldir: we picked you your favorite flower
Elrond and Lindir: we brought you your favorite books from Rivendell
Bilbo: i brought you cake and your favorite food on behalf of the hobbits
Thorin: i had my people craft you a necklace as a token of my appreciation…
Thranduil *kicking Thorin out of his way*: my love! it is time for your birthday hugs and kisses-
Bard: do you not give her that everyd-
Thranduil: THIS IS DIFFERENT! WE SHALL BE SPENDING THE ENTIRE DAY TOGETHER AND I SHALL BE SPOILING YOU THE WHOLE DAY AS YOUR HUSBAND!
Legolas: ADA DO NOT STEAL HER! I HAVE PLANS TOO!
Thorin: I DID NOT DESERVE TO BE KICKED
*que chaos and hands being thrown*
Me*Thranduil engulfing me completely in his embrace as I stand in stunned silence*:….. it’s my birthday for a whole month on Earth-
*at 221 B*
Me:………
John:……….
Mycroft:……….
Moriarty:………..
Sherlock:………
Me:……… what is this James?
Moriarty *excited*: it’s your gift!
John: it’s a severed hand……
Mycroft: of the person who looked at Sherlock’s girlfriend the wrong way…..
Moriarty: anything for my favorite nemesis’ girlfriend!
Me: you didn’t have to do this, i would have….. appreciated a watch or someth-
Sherlock: i personally love the sentiment you are the best enemy ever
John *flipping the table*: SHERLOCK IT’S A SEVERED HAND-
Avengers:
Me in middle earth on the idea of celebrating birthdays:
John:
My Incorrect Universe #84
Me : why do you like sending letters to me so much even though I literally work in the library three rooms across you ?
Thranduil : o-obviously because I love you my darling wife!
Me: *sighing* be honest with me….
Thranduil :*mumbling* fine, cause I like making Wax Seals……..
Me : *amused,raising an eyebrow* and?
Thranduil: *mumbling dejectedly*and I want an excuse to spend on more Wax Sealing Sets……
–Later–
Legolas: Why was Adar happily picking jasmines from the gardens?
Haldir, looking towards me smiling adoringly at the envelope in my hand which is sealed with wax and jasmine petals embedded in it:……
Haldir:*smiling* Maybe King Thorin slipped off the Misty Mountains…..
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