#hogwarts houses aesthetics

Hufflepuff:

Super excited / Tries to be the ‘mum friend’, but they’re too drunk to be useful / Wanted to wear their favourite shoes, but are worried they’ll get ruined / Tries to hug everyone / Rambles about random stuff to strangers, ends up making a new friend / Terrifying if they’re angry-drunk

Gryffindor:

“LETS GET F*CKED UP!!!” / Most likely to end up passed out in the bathroom / Thinks they dance and flirt better when tipsy / Wearing Rav’s shoes, Sly’s makeup, and Huff’s bracelet / Tries to give strangers life advice / Uses up all their energy at the beginning of the night, ends it yawning, braiding someone’s hair, and humming High School Musical songs

Ravenclaw:

Doesn’t know why we don’t just go to the cinema / But is still the best at holding their alcohol / Makes sure Gry doesn’t call their ex / Encourages Sly to kill their ex / Likes watching how ridiculous other people are being / Forces the others to bring jackets / Receives lots of love from Hufflepuff for remembering basic things (their keys (in your pocket), where their phone is (in your hand), where their glasses are (on your head, goddammit, how drunk are you?)

Slytherin:

Likes to act like they can drink, is a bit of a lightweight / Hardcore flirts with Huff when drunk / Put a lot of effort into their outfit / Tells the others how much they love them after one sip / Gets all dramatic and tells everyone their life story / Argumentative over silly stuff (are Jaffa Cakes a biscuit or a cake, for example)