My advice to Hubs, who has just started playing Elden Ring:

poesflygirl:

kaelio:

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

new ask game: give me an extremelyspecific assumption you have about me based off of my fanfic. go.

studentlifeproblems:

Art summary day!Yay!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

battling-my-demons:

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somecunttookmyurl:

Hi there. If you’re just waking up

• Brexit won
• The £ plummeted to a 30-year low
• Japan has stopped trading
• Scotland is pushing for independence
• Ireland is considering re-unification
• The Dutch Freedom Party are calling for their own EU referendum

Well, this took off whilst I went to sleep for a couple of hours.

An update:

• David Cameron has resigned, a fact I’d never thought I’d be sad about
• Donald Trump just landed in Scotland, because we haven’t suffered enough
  
• Nicola Sturgeon says EU folk are “still welcome in Scotland” and “their contribution is valued”
• She’s thrown down the gauntlet re: staying in and is petitioning the EU for membership. The result is “democratically unacceptable”
• “I intend to take all possible steps to give effect to how Scotland voted. In other words, to secure our place in the EU”
• Statement officially made that second independence referendum “highly likely”
• The financial markets are a shitshow
• Vote Leave have ALREADY backtracked on their two defining campaign promises (more money for the NHS, less immigration)
  

• A motion of No Confidence has been leveled at Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, who honestly lasted longer than I thought he would
• The UK have lost £350 billion so far
  

• Spain could re-take Gibraltar if they wanted to make a move
  
• Morgan Stanley have started the process to move 2,000 investment banking staff from London to Dublin/Frankfurt
• EU leaders are calling on the UK to get out ASAP
• The New York stock exchange is down 500 points
• From the amount wiped off shares, so far, divided by 32m voters… the cost is already at £6,000 per voter
• Donald Trump has come out in support of the decision to leave, which is how you know we messed up real bad
• Everything is fucked
• I’m so sorry
  

shinygoku:

mean-scarlet-deceiver:

shafangs:

I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator

I don’t like this story

writeouswriter:

Look, if I introduced a WIP on here excitedly and then promptly never mentioned it again, it doesn’t mean I’m not working on it, it means I’m slowly rotating it in my mind like a rotisserie chicken and then went out to the grocery store to buy several other rotisserie chickens while I wait for it to cook and then slowly started rotating those rotisserie chickens and repeat

Part 1 of 2 for the Clonlyfans walk-off results, in which @same-heart-same-bloodand@its-capt-traitor-to-you lost to @gnk-99 and now are required to pose sexy for the ClonlyFans

I need a cold shower now

Spicy NSFW version on my Twitter