#howling and sobbing
Reiner cries during sex.
Eren lasts a grand total of 2 minutes, if you’re lucky, and immediately falls asleep.
Armin has way too many weird kinks you’re not ready to explore yet.
Jean wants you to wear a short black wig and a red scarf,
for some reasonConnie farts during sex.
Niccolo has a knife kink.
Levi insists you have to shower before and after sexual intercourse and he has to change the sheets immediately after.
Erwin cannot hit the spot, no matter how hard he tries.
Colt says he’s in love with you the second his cock is inside.
Porco insists on having anal, very aggressively.
Zeke thinks you have to call him Master and wants you to sign a BDSM contract.
Grisha has a breeding kink, but he says shit like “let me put a baby in you and then be a horrible father and traumatise the fucking kid.”
WHY ARE ALL THE MARLEYANS ABSOLUTELY DERANGED DURING SEX HELLOOOOOOO
