when you ship everyone in EMA

Season 4 Eren Jaeger looks like Asahi Azumane but intense

v-day ; levi squad + hange

warnings just cute stuff with my babies

genre fluff, modern au

word count0.7k

inspo honestly, i’m going through an armin brainrot phase so

synopsisstill sad and mourning so here’s how i cope with aot ( again )

a/n i miss sasha so i needed to make one of these for valentines day activities ( isayama, if you ever see this. i’m under your bed )

eren yeager;

• literally gone when you wake up
• and you know exactly why ‘cause he does it every year
• to say eren goes all out for valentines day would be an understatement
• even though it happens every year, you never get tired of his planned out scavenger hunts
• he has you run around the city for clues and it brings you to places the both of you have been before and of course, it ends with you meeting him at some restaurant or even back at home
• ( you prefer the restaurant because i headcanon that eren cannot cook for shit )
• but still it’s really romantic and he will not hesitate to do it again ( or something even better ) the following year

armin arlert;

• plain and simple, you’re not allowed to lift a finger
• he brings you breakfast in bed, he’s giving you presents, he’s running you a bath, literally anything you want he’ll do it for you
• ( it’s like this on a regular basis but he denies that )
• and he’ll make you both a dinner ( which is actually good )
• and you guys would probably spend the rest of the night in this extravagant fort ( that armin built without a word ), watching romcoms

levi ackerman;

• you never expect much every year but you never expect nothing
• levi doesn’t really favor valentines day, he thinks it’s stupid and just a money grabber but ask that man to buy you a bouquet and he’s out the door
• he’ll give it to you with a grimace while muttering something but you still find it romantic
• but of course, grumpy still believes in the money grabbing part so he insists you guys stay in every year and he’ll cook instead
• which you don’t mind ( again, ‘cause it’s actually good compared to w.e eren would’ve made )
• every valentines day to date with levi has ended with some cheesy chick flick and he acts like he hates them but he’s definitely invested

hange zoë;

• y’all are on vacation
• every single year hange refuses to stay home for valentines day because they think it’s boring and generic
• so, ( even though you think it’s too expensive), hange flies you guys out somewhere to spend the occasion
• “we don’t need to fly out to the bahamas, hange. it’s just valentines day.”
• “but i already booked the flight.”
• you can’t complain though because spending your valentines day with hange on a beach is something you don’t mind doing every time february comes around

sasha braus;

• no matter what the circumstances are, y’all are gonna eat out on valentines day
• snow, rain, hail, y’all are going somewhere with food and sasha is determined
• and always after your dinners, you guys go home and try to make a valentines day themed treat
• which is typically unsuccessful because you have sasha as your own personal human trash disposal but it’s still romantic in the moment

jean kirstein;

• just like levi, he’ll say valentines day is pointless but he’ll still have a table booked at some fancy restaurant “just because”
• trust me, in the same breath he denies the fact he cares about the occasion he’ll be bending over backwards to get you a good gift
• and he manages outdoes himself every year somehow and will still claim the day is stupid
• definitely that one mfer that puts roses on the bed for “atmosphere purposes” when you open said gift

connie springer;

• seriously, valentines day with connie is fun
• he never sticks to anything annually
• one year you’ll celebrate at the amusement park, or at a fancy restaurant, one year even landed you two at mcdonald’s but with connie it was all the same
• i definitely see you guys just staying in one year and making personal cards for each other
• it’s a complete mess of glitter, glue, markers, and stickers but with the amount of laughter it doesn’t matter
• his card definitely had a corny dirty joke as the punchline but at this point you consider it romance

mikasa ackerman;

• mikasa and valentines day simply don’t mix
• kind of like jean and levi, she doesn’t understand it. but like genuinely, she doesn’t
• “why do i need a special day to be sweet to you? i do that every day already.”
• so, every year you have to turn the tables and do things for her that honestly come as a surprise
• she genuinely never expects the presents you get her but she always shows her gratitude and thankfulness
• and she keeps every one of them very close to her, literally still sleeps with the bear you won her on your first v—day date at a carnival

winter things ; eren, armin, levi, hange, sasha, jean, connie, and mikasa

warnings this is just some pure fluff hcs

genre fluff, modern au

word count 0.6k

inspirationn/a

synopsis winter things with some of the aot characters

author’s note i recently caught up on the aot manga and it ripped me apart. so, for my own self indulgence, here’s winter things i’d want to do with them individually ( or could see them doing )

eren yeager;

• please ask him if he wants to build gingerbread houses
• i can see it getting competitive, so competitive that eren wants armin to step in as judge
• just to see his reaction, you play dirty ( eat steal some of his materials, even go as far as breaking his gingerbread, etc. )
• doesn’t notice for a while but thanks to your snickering and armin trying to hold back his laughter, it clicks
• and boy, was eren not having it
• after his rant you give the competition to him even though he won technically because of your cheating

armin arlert;

• i don’t know why but i can see gift wrapping with armin being therapeutic
• there’s the faint sound of christmas songs while you two are having small talk about who’s present you’re wrapping
• softly asking each other for materials
• and if there’s bigger gifts, asking for help from one another
• and for myself: he’d be there to calm you down when you accidentally pull too hard on paper and rip it

levi ackerman;

• just one look at levi and you can tell he’s not one for christmas spirit
• but pester him a enough times to help you decorate and you’ll get what you want
• he claims it’s because he doesn’t want you to make the house ugly but truly he likes it
• you know for a fact when you see him focusing hard on which bulb to put on the tree
• to make it more fun, you guys decorate different parts of the house
• and at the end of it all, you two sit down and enjoy tea ( while levi comments on the parts of the house you did )

hange zoë;

• obnoxiously singing christmas songs
• i just know it’s the best feeling to scream your lungs out with hange
• your guys’ voice cracking and everything
• not a single key is being hit but it’s fun
• it’s usually done on christmas day when everyone else is over
• and yes, levi hates it

sasha braus;

• you and sasha annually decorate christmas cookies
• of course with sasha, it’s not smooth sailing
• by time you guys are done half of the materials have been digested by her
• but she still lets you have your fun and you guys end up with a handful of nice cookies
• which by the end of the night are eaten by sasha but it’s still fun

jean kirstein;

• all i want is to watch christmas lights with jean
• he’ll probably think it’s stupid at first but since you want to do it, he will no doubt
• he’s glad he goes along with you because seeing your reaction every time you guys see a breathtaking display makes his heart warm
• lets be honest, connie and sasha tag along and they don’t hold back every time they see him smile at you

connie springer;

• speaking of connie, snowball fights are necessary every winter season with him
• it’s all fun and games until connie nails you in the face and then you’re out for blood
• you both have forts with stacks of snowballs and you guys could go all day
• usually it ends sooner than later since it’s freezing
• ends with you two cuddled up inside

mikasa ackerman;

• build a snowman with her NOW
• she’ll be hesitant at first because just like levi, winter fun doesn’t seem like her thing either
• but after seeing how much you’re enjoying it she’ll embrace it
• liked dressing it the most, even went as far as wrapping her scarf around it
• was, surprisingly, sad when it melted

levi ackerman dick analysis

warnings; mentions of pegging, dumbification, just dick in general

authors note; i normally never thirst for levi, like at all, but this just came to my mind and i’m like yk the entire app needs to hear about this

let’s talk about levi’s ackerdick!

ok for starters, id like to point out that he was extremely malnourished as a child which means there is totally a chance of it being on the smaller side. in my opinion, it’s pretty small- 4.1 inches. while levi’s strength and stamina is immeasurable, his dick just does not apply to that. it’s a nice contrast though.

(levi simps and stans, please don’t beat me up this is just a headcanon and there is nothing wrong with having a short dick! after all, it’s about the way you use it)

he’s uncut, but i’d imagine most men in aot are. after all, the walls are stuck in medieval times and technology and medical tools aren’t that great. it doesn’t matter though, he keeps himself clean down there so no funky shit grows.

now the color? oh boy, he’s got such a nice pale dick it’s cute. and the tip flushes a really pretty shade of baby pink. if you’ve got him REALLY aroused though it’ll turn just a tad deeper.

this may surprise some of you but his dick is… really smooth. almost too smooth. it’s really soft and nice and there’s only one semi distinct vein on the shaft. it doesn’t really curve either, it’s straight.

do the curtains match the drapes, if you know what i mean? yes, in fact they do! levi keeps himself very tidy down there, trimming regularly and never going full on jumanji down there unless on a long mission. he’s got a happy trail too, it’s a dull black and leads up to his navel. and there’s a few gray hairs in there because he’s aging, but it looks great nonetheless.

now for the really juicy stuff. levi’s cock is so so so goddamn sensitive! it twitches at the smallest thing, making him fail to stifle a moan. when you first pull his pants down, he covers his face with his arm because he finds it embarrassing to look all flustered in front of you.

now he rarely takes control when you’re having sex, but every once in a while if you’re being a tease, he will just use that godly strength of his to pin you down and fuck you until you’re dumb. to top it all off, he will bury himself in you and cum right there and after pulling out, marvel at the sight of his release dripping out of your hole. if you’re being exceptionally bad, he will let you have a taste just to let you know how much of a slut you are.

there’s times where you’re in control too, though. it’ll take some convincing but he might let you peg him at some point. the whole time he’s whining and whimpering for you to go faster and harder and rougher even though he acted like it was going to be a chore at first. his pretty dick and balls are swinging wildly, and he’s holding back tears because this whole sense of being filled up is so new to him. eventually he will feel his balls tighten and dick twitch rapidly until his sweet release makes a puddle on the sheets where he’s laying above.

another one as if the last 3 weren’t enough

IM SORRY YALL I LOVE MAKING THESE

porcogalliardenthusiast:

Reiner cries during sex.

Eren lasts a grand total of 2 minutes, if you’re lucky, and immediately falls asleep.

Armin has way too many weird kinks you’re not ready to explore yet.

Jean wants you to wear a short black wig and a red scarf, for some reason

Connie farts during sex.

Niccolo has a knife kink.

Levi insists you have to shower before and after sexual intercourse and he has to change the sheets immediately after.

Erwin cannot hit the spot, no matter how hard he tries.

Colt says he’s in love with you the second his cock is inside.

Porco insists on having anal, very aggressively.

Zeke thinks you have to call him Master and wants you to sign a BDSM contract.

Grisha has a breeding kink, but he says shit like “let me put a baby in you and then be a horrible father and traumatise the fucking kid.”

WHY ARE ALL THE MARLEYANS ABSOLUTELY DERANGED DURING SEX HELLOOOOOOO

aot characters but it’s an obvious plant mental health poster

guys please help me verify how accurate this is

*JUST SO YALL DONT ATTACK ME I KNOW ERWIN ISNT A DILF CAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE KIDS AND NICCOLO ISNT NORMAL CAUSE HE ALMOST KILLED A CHILD BUT YK WHAT CLOSE ENOUGH

Queen

Honest opinion

I don’t think Eren Yeager would’ve destroyed humanity if he had revealed himself to the world via the internet

Can you imagine seeing Titan Eren saying “I’m here to destroy you all.” And everyone is just like either “yass queen go off purrr ” or “lemme see some of that Titan size booty ”

Like he would be thrown off because back on the island he would have gotten shot at or death threats not thirst tweets. Let Eren see some thirst tweets of him shirtless and his Titan form man’s will be calling off the plans for the destruction of humanity by lunch time.

Captain Levi,

I often wonder, just how many nights have you laid awake with visions of blood stained hands and the deafening screams of your comrades? And just how many nights do you plan to spend like this, wide awake and flinching at the slightest of sounds.

I don’t know how you do it but damn, all this pain, all these nights and you still haven’t let your heart turn into something ugly; you always survive no matter if you want to or not and you wear your survival like a badge. You live even though you’ve got no one left to live for. They take it as a fact that even if the whole lot dies there’s one soldier who will survive, he always has, right? He has to. He’s Humanity’s strongest afterall. You walk in the walls and everyone has their eyes on you, what do they see? Strength? Power? Pride? Survival? They feel that you’re invincible, completely bulletproof. God, if they only knew that humanity’s strongest ain’t nothing but a broken broken man who can’t even get a decent nights sleep because of the sheer trauma that never seems to subside. A clean freak who cleans till his hands bleed raw, why though? Is it really as simple as you not liking filth or are you trying to get rid of the crimson from your nightmares? Are you trying to cleanse yourself of all the sins you think you have to atone for? Do you too think like the commander did? Do you wonder if you’ve been locked out of heaven too?

How could you be when you’re one of heavens own? A man with an endless potential and reasoning for evil but a choice to be and do good instead. A kid left on the brink of death and a man who just can’t seem to die. It’s not your choice that you survive when everyone you’ve ever cared for never does but it’s your choice to live with it nevertheless and show how survival, as inescapable as it is, can still be beautiful. And damn if it isn’t a choice with no regrets.

I’ll always always look at you at the depths of my despair, captain. Cause if you can breathe still, then anyone can.

Live long, soldier.

Good puppy

Hange x reader // fem!reader

Porn with slight plot this time

second full smut, what do ya’ll think.

Warnings: Fingering, cunnilingus, use of puppy, reader has a vagina, nipple play is slightly mentioned, slight pet play, swearing

This is a lesbian relationship

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You were opening your own exhibit in an art gallery on the west side of town, it was for your final exam- meaning your entire class would be attending and critiquing your art. 

To say you were nervous was an understatement, seeing as you had created a trail in the carpet from your constant pacing. It didn’t help that you couldn’t tie your necktie properly, creating one big knot every time you tried.

Hange was hogging your shared room, studying for their forensic science exam. The goal was to refrain from bothering them, but Hange knew how to tie those damned things. 

You had no other choice than to barge in, necktie in hand, and give them the biggest puppy eyes you could muster. 

They looked up from their work at the sudden intrusion, finding humor in your desperation. “Can’t tie it?” Hange asked, fly aways clouding their vision. They patted their lap, tilting their head to the side. “C’mere.”

Pausing for a brief moment, you took in their appearance: black sweatpants, your white t-shirt, and the unicorn slippers you had gifted them for christmas- “Oh..yeah, okay.” Catching on to your nervousness, Hange shot you a smile. “I tried for like 30 minutes,” you whined, handing them the necktie. “Stupid thing wouldn’t work.”

They laughed, standing up when you didn’t sit, and began tying it around your neck, “You’re so cute,” Hange cooed, fingers messing with the material. “I’ll teach you sometime, it’s pretty easy.” 

A brief silence passed as they tightened it, eyes meeting yours as the material tugged you closer, “Are you nervous?” The way they said it seemed mocking, eyes narrowing as they cocked their head to the right.

The temperature felt like it rose 30 degrees, beads of sweat beginning to form on your body. “I uh- yes, I am. It’s my first ope-”

You were cut off as Hange tugged at the tie again, using it as if it were a leash. “Ah, ah, wrong answer, sweetheart.“ They smiled, wrapping the fabric around their wrist, pushing you down as you looked up at them; puppy dog eyes pleading.

The floor beneath your knees was plush, the brown carpet soft- better than the wood in the living room.

An ache between your legs grew- you hadn’t even realized how wet you were until Hange looked down at you. “My opening…it’s in less than an hour..” you trailed off, eyes glued to the rise and fall of their chest. “We can’t-”

Fingers gripped your jaw, gently tilting your head up enough to meet their eyes. “Sweetheart, 30 minutes is all I need.” their fingers fell, but you remained looking up; pleading. “Don’t look at me like that, I need to hear you say it,” they muttered, brushing the hair out of your eyes. “Speak, puppy.”

You huffed out a quiet ‘arf’, making Hange giggle. “Not like that, puppy. Use your words: yes or no.”

“Yes, please Hang-” you were cut off, the force of them tugging you from your knees leaving you breathless. 

They attached their lips to yours hungrily, teeth clacking together from the sheer force.

Hange set at a brutal pace, their fingers dancing along your sides: one hand sliding up your shirt, the cold of it causing a shiver to run through you. 

“What a good girl,” they whispered in between kisses, unclasping your bra. “Deserve a treat, don’t you?” 

The most you could do was helplessly nod as they teased your nipples, tugging and pinching them between their cold fingers. 

“Hange,” you moaned, tangling your hand in their hair as the other gripped the desk behind you. “Don’t- don’t stop,” breathless as your arousal grew. 

Breaking the kiss, Hange began to trail open-mouth kisses along your neck, careful not to leave a hickey or mark; their other hand slid down your side, gripping your thigh hard enough to bruise. “Get on the desk,” they commanded, pushing you back when you took too long. 

Everything was rushed- normally you’d still be making out, but Hange was desperate and you only had 20 more minutes- they didn’t have a moment to spare.

Hastily, they unbuttoned your pants, tossing them to the side as they pulled your plain pink panties to your ankles. “Nice underwear,” Hange commented, kissing your thighs. you felt a rush of embarrassment run through you; face growing redder. 

"Shut up,” you whined, head falling to the side. A wooden picture frame sat on the desk, behind the glass was a photo of you and Hange when you went to France. “mangez-moi déjà,” the words sparked a hunger within Hange as they bore into you.

Spreading your legs further, they removed the underwear off of you completely: 10 more minutes. “Did I tell you to speak, puppy?” they slipped two fingers in, head tilting as they watched the way your greedy cunt sucked them in. “More?”

They littered your thigh in love bites, lips brushing against your clit while they continued teasing you.

Your eager moans gave the confirmation they needed, slipping another finger in. “Such a good puppy for me, hm?” Hange pulled themselves closer, replacing their fingers with their tongue. Flat against your folds, they began lapping up your wetness- similar to a thirsty dog. 

Hange’s hair was knotted around your fingers, causing slight pain everytime you tugged, but it only egged them on. 

They delivered a long lick from the bottom of your vulva to the clit, latching on; creating a small O shape with their lips around the clit as they began sucking and kitten licking.

“Oh my god- Hange, i”m cl-” three fingers slipped inside, curling against your g-spot. Five minutes was all they had to make you cum. “Fu- holy shit,” you moaned, legs clamping around their head as they continued sucking. 

The mix of their fingers plunging in and out of you, the vortex they’ve created around your clit- you’re coming undone in seconds, paralyzed as pleasure racks through you.

Your mouth is wide open as your head hangs off the desk, a series of whimpers and whines leaving you as your eyes roll back.  

Two minutes left, the time it takes you to recover.

Your hair is a mess, makeup smudged and face red. Creases litter your once pristine, white shirt and you smell of sex, but there is no time to clean up as you throw your pants on; legs wobbly, Hange has to help you. 

Hange is proud of the mess they made out of you, desk and face covered in your juices as they kiss you goodbye. 

“Good luck on your presentation, puppy.” a wink follows their comment, watching with adoration as you rush out of the house.

Its been awhile

Erehisu on Shape of water AU

@true-king-of-monsters thanks for the idea!

day 2 of eren week

warnings: facefucking, heavy degradation, cockslapping, mean!eren but he’s soft at the end

word count: 0.5k 

anon: Eren with pent up anger and frustration takes it out on his babie because his baby suggested to use her body because she doesn’t like it when her master is frowning, looking so angry idk if it’s good + how are we feeling about degradation kink ereh??????

“it’s okay, eren.” eren blinks at you as you sink to your knees, your eyes wide as you bat your lashes delicately. “you can use me. i want to make you feel better.” he can feel the blood rushing to his cock as he stares at you with your tongue hanging out, drool spilling down your chin messily and with the hot rage flooding through his veins, he growls as he tugs down his sweatpants, one hand circling around his hardening cock and pumping it faster whilst the other threads through your hair. 

“messy bitch drooling all over yourself just because you want my cock so bad.” he grunts, fingers tightening around your hair to elicit a little squeal from you. tears glimmer in your eyes already, making him scoff as he taps the flushed cockhead against your wet tongue. “you’re such a slut. a greedy cockslut.” 

your eyes soften momentarily but then you’re gagging as eren shoves his cock into your mouth, his thick length weighing down heavy on your tongue and the outline bulging lewdly in your cheek. your hands grip his thighs as he shoves it deep towards the back of your mouth, cockhead slamming against the back of your throat to make you gag as he groans, head falling back. the vein in his temple throbs as he begins to fuck your face, long strands of hair falling into his dampened, flushed face as his hips buck against your face, balls slapping against your chin. drool spills down your open mouth as you’re held in place, your moans shooting right through his cock as he grunts with every sharp thrust. 

“fucking take it. this is what you’re good for- letting me use that slutty mouth of yours like it’s a fucking cunt.” eren moans as his cock slams against the back of your throat with a bruising pace. he growls when your nails pierce too deep into the skin of his thighs, his hand rough when he pulls you off his cock, saliva smeared across your face with your cheeks stained with tears. “fuck- you look like such a mess, like a right filthy cockslut.” you’re gasping for air as he slaps his wet dick against your cheek before he pumps it fast, groaning with pleasure as he forces your mouth open, pinching your drooling tongue as he tugs it out just as warm ropes of cum spurt from the red tip, coating over your tongue and  chin. 

“that’s it, drink my cum like a good little cumslut. what do you say?” 

“thank you, eren.” your voice is hoarse as you swallow down the sticky strings of fluid, smiling as you wipe it off your chin and lick your cum-stained fingertips whilst eren pants heavily, his cock softening as he tugs his sweatpants back up. 

he’s calmer and softer when he falls to his knees in front of you, brushing your hair out of your teary face before he envelopes you in his arms, rubbing his hands gently over your back as he rests a chin on your shoulder. 

“i didn’t mean to be that rough- i’m sorry, baby.”

“it’s okay.” you whisper, clinging to him as you bury your face in the crook of his neck. “i always want to help you in any way i can. as long as you feel better.” he presses a tender kiss to your temple, lips smiling against your skin with gratitude.

Woo hello guys, basically i am trying to revive this mf blog lmao

I am going to check up on it more often and stuff too!

IN THE MEANTIME please send in thirsts, imagines, hcs and basically anything that you think of about a certain character or characters. My inbox is wide open for yall <3

— QUIRKS OF DATING

FT! characters from aot, bnha, and hq!!

A/N! very random, just silly things i imagine them doing

ADDS YOU TO THEIR SPOTIFY PREMIUM PLAN.

armin, historia, todoroki, momo, sugawara, akaashi, oikawa

LEECHES OFF YOUR SPOTIFY PREMIUM PLAN.

sasha, uraraka, kaminari, hinata, noya

YOUR OWNPORTABLE HEATER.

eren, reiner, sasha, bokuto, daichi, asahi, ushijima, bakugou, todoroki (HALF OF HIM⁉️)

INHUMANLY COLD FEET THAT THEY LOVE TO TOUCH YOU WITH.

connie, ymir, hinata, lev, kenma, kageyama kaminari, todoroki (ONE OF HIS FEET⁉️⁉️)

LOCALBITER.

eren, sasha, ymir, noya, kuroo, daishou, konoha, suna, kaminari, mina, kirishima

EATS ALL OF YOUR LEFTOVERS.

sasha, connie, annie, hinata, kageyama, noya, lev, kaminari

TAKES PINKY PROMISES SERIOUSLY.

armin, historia, sugawara, bokuto, todoroki, mina

RANDOMLY LICKS YOU.

eren, connie, sasha, hinata, noya, kaminari, mina

KICKS IN THEIR SLEEP

sasha, annie (she has kicked you off the bed on more than one occasion), noya,

GIVES TERRIBLE MASSAGES

eren, connie, sasha, hinata, nishinoya, lev, kaminari

TAKES LONG ASS SHOWERS

armin, jean, reiner, kageyama, daichi, sugawara, oikawa, deku

CANNOT DANCE TO SPANISH MUSIC EVEN IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

armin, reiner, hinata, kageyama, asahi, deku, todoroki, uraraka

DATING ARMIN ARLERT HEADCANONS

WARNINGS! — none! sfw it’s just fluff

CONTENT! — armin arlert x gn reader!

A/N!— this has been sitting in my drafts for a while so i’m posting it! also it’s super early and i’m exhausted, so bear with me while i look through for any grammatical errors

ARMIN would be the type to hold your hand in public. all the time. he isn’t too big on pda but holding hands with you just puts him at ease. also the type to pull your chair closer to him because he loves having you close.

ARMIN would see you struggling with something and immediately try to give you a solution. it can be irritating when you want to wallow in self pity, but he’s very patient and very motivating, so he finds ways to help you with your problems before they get the best of you.

ARMIN very happily lends you any item of clothing you desire you he adores seeing you in his clothes. hoodie? no problem. t-shirts? of course! boxers? why not!

ARMIN prefers to study with you in the room. he doesn’t know what it is but just your presence makes him want to work to be the best him.

ARMIN takes you on what appear to be spontaneous dates but they are very meticulously planned by him. most of them are very chill like coffee dates, beach picnics, sightseeing, etc.

ARMIN loves eating homemade meals with you. he’d be trying to teach himself to cook and you’d shimmy on over to help. the two of you would just spend hours together struggling with the recipe. the food may not come out as expected but just the process of making it with you would make his heart soar.

ARMIN likes when you lay your head on his shoulder. he feels so loved when you’re sleepy and choose to lean on him for support and warmth. he’ll place a gentle kiss on your forehead and let you doze off for a few minutes.

ARMIN is the type to apologize before letting any disagreement escalate into something more serious. he prefers to talk things out from a more logical perspective but he has no problem throwing in the towel if he sees you’re really upset with him. he’ll drop the issue if it means the both of you will calm down and can come back to the problem later.

ARMIN just wants the two of you to grow together, so expect having to crack open your feelings and be vulnerable around each other. it can be extremely intimidating at first, especially if you’re a emotionally closed off, but he just wants to be able to help you through whatever obstacles you have.

ARMIN is an excellent listener, and his memory further proves that. he literally remembers all of the little details with ease. your heart is frequently warmed whenever he brings up something you swore he would’ve forgotten.

ARMIN loves the beach, and he loves you, so expect to be taken to the beach frequently. going to the beach would definitely be a monthly tradition, so the both of you have an opportunity to release some stress together.

all in all, ARMIN is so patient and sweet that having him as a boyfriend would be a literal dream come true.

warriors on instagram !!

hii ∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩ ♡ i wrote a little thingy about what i think the aot warriors would be like on instagram !! ive been watching aot season 4 and am really enjoying it ! i only did reiner, porco, pieck, and colt and i’m still brainstorming for the others •u• also !! this is kind of a modern au (?) just an fyi !! thank you for taking the time to read <3

warnings:possible spoilers for both anime & manga, modern au, brief mention of food, swearing

reiner braun

this guy never posts on instagram, it’s actually startling to come across one of his posts like “who the fuck is tha- ooooh”

he probably has like ~1k followers but it’s all people he knows or knows of

he maybe has like 37 pictures but half of them are from when he first made his account and he’s just never deleted a single picture (maybe has deleted one or two that saw and said“ew”)

gabi has “hacked” he like eight times and posted a bunch of goofy pictures of herself and he never deletes them

his content mostly consists of pictures of himself/friends that he absolutely didn’t prepare for (vv spur of the moment but still look p good)

this man has never used or clicked on an instagram story in his life

porco galliard

he’s the type of guy to post “nobody cares about your sunset pictures ” and then post a video of himself at the gym

his posts are like half gym videos/pictures and half pictures of himself that he took hours getting ready for w a few photos with family and friends sprinkled in

he probably posts once or twice a month, not super often but you aren’t surprised to see him

he also posts hella instagram stories !! at least a few per week, mostly either a screenshot of whatever he’s listening to in spotify or more gym pics

he has like 2k followers. it’s mostly people he knows or fellow gym people

he has reiner blocked but won’t admit it

everytime reiner asks him about it he says something like “idk it must be a glitch or something” and then won’t respond or will change the subject

reiner knows it in the back of his mind and it hurts

pieck finger

she doesn’t post a lot (once every few months or so) but she’s on instagram a lot !! she’s that one person who likes your photo within 5 mins of you posting it everytime you post

she has like 1.5k followers, mostly people she knows but also a few random people who she decided to follow back for no particular reason

(probably to dm them weird questions and memes)

she also leaves really thirsty comments on all her friends pictures (only people she’s really close w and knows it doesn’t make them uncomfortable) to hype them up

piecks posts are either selfies that she spent 3 hrs getting ready for or silly pictures with her friends

she has one picture of her and annie going and annie would very much like for her to delete it

she never posts instagram stories she’s still on snapchat

colt grice

this man has never deleted a picture in his life he has like 400 posts

he has soo many pictures with falco

falco has also “hacked” him once or twice and he never deletes the posts

he’s a little bit instagram famous, he has like 3k-5k follows for NO REASON (people think he’s cute. that’s why)

(he gets so many dms)

he also posts soo much !! at least a couple times a week

almost all his posts are like life updates “at the carnival ‍” “stuck babysitting :p” “pancakes for breakfast ” he wants to keep the people updated

randomly will have really long captions out of no where (probably just rambling or telling a story or being appricative of the people who suddenly followed him and were nice )

his account was absolutely a meme account before his face pics blew up. it still kind of is but they’re more snuck in every few posts or mixed in with his slides

I. REFUSE. TO. BELIVE. THAT. LEVI

AND. TAKEDA SENSIE. HAVE. THE

SAME. VOICE. ACTORS.

↬Modern AU

↬ includes: jean kirstein, levi ackerman, armin arlert, erwin smith, eren yeager

↬ not dead lol, just got addicted to a gamecoughgenshinimpactcoughso i offer these crumbs of content

—jean

• on all levels except physical, he is a dog
• b a r k
• yes
• would BARK at any guy that dare so stares at you
• who would blame him?
• you showing up to a casual mall date with a cute pencil skirt that shows off your delectable curves–
• you can bet jean would have his arms protectively around your waist
• just him giving death glares to whoever checks you out
• in the end, he’ll give you his jacket to wrap around your waist since your skirt keeps hiking up

—levi

• would freeze on the spot
• press f in the chat for him because his soul just left his body
• there are three things that levi loves: his cleaning supplies, tea, and you wearing a beautiful summer dress
• yeah, it was a picnic date
• yes it was a nice location for it
• so why not dress up for the occasion?
• lowkey would feel embarrassed and underdressed because this dude has zero fashion sense and would show up in a white t-shirt and a pair of jeans
• but let’s be honest, he looks good in anything
• especially when he’s shirtless

—armin

• LOVES the outfit and just vibes with it
• he’d love it even more if you and him matched colors
• call it cheesy but armin is a sucker for it
• imagine wearing a blue blouse to match his
• you’d be a blushing mess at the end of the day because of armin complimenting you all the time and generally being more handsy than usual
• dont mind him just leaning down to you ear to whisper: “You look really beautiful today.” 

—erwin

• would be shocked at first
• he never expected you to wear a sexy red dress to a dinner date
• it’s not that he hasn’t seen you being all fancy and stuff
• just that you never dressed up too over the top on dates with him
• “Just a change of pace,” you reasoned out. “Nothing wrong with that.”
  
• indeed, there is nothing wrong
• just make sure to be prepared for what this man would do to you if he gets you on his bed that very night

—eren

• would be so proud of you he’d show you off and take pictures all throughout the date
• be prepared to have a ton of candid photos
• or him just dragging you from spot to spot to have you pose and smile
• but hey, at least you’ll get an instagram worthy picture
• he just loves the way how the high waisted jeans accentuated your waist which then compliments your whole look
• would probably put you as his phone’s lock screen photo
• cue eren being all like “wanna see a picture of my baby being all cute?”

das all, folks– imma crawl back in my corner to farm artifacts