#what is going on here

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faithful-grigori:

ankle-beez:

Remember when episodes of shows dropped weekly and everyone could watch it in their own time because it was just one episode and everyone can chime in whenever they want and discussions lasted a relatively long time because there was a constant drip feed of content that kept the hype and conversation going? Yea no that sucks ass let’s blow up the runtime of everything and release it all at once so people have to spend ¼th of their weekend watching this shit so they join the conversation because if not everyone’s gonna get spoiled. Fool-proof strategy that won’t backfire at all. Hey why are our stocks dropping

”#thats all just movies youre just making movies

porcogalliardenthusiast:

Reiner cries during sex.

Eren lasts a grand total of 2 minutes, if you’re lucky, and immediately falls asleep.

Armin has way too many weird kinks you’re not ready to explore yet.

Jean wants you to wear a short black wig and a red scarf, for some reason

Connie farts during sex.

Niccolo has a knife kink.

Levi insists you have to shower before and after sexual intercourse and he has to change the sheets immediately after.

Erwin cannot hit the spot, no matter how hard he tries.

Colt says he’s in love with you the second his cock is inside.

Porco insists on having anal, very aggressively.

Zeke thinks you have to call him Master and wants you to sign a BDSM contract.

Grisha has a breeding kink, but he says shit like “let me put a baby in you and then be a horrible father and traumatise the fucking kid.”

WHY ARE ALL THE MARLEYANS ABSOLUTELY DERANGED DURING SEX HELLOOOOOOO

mwagneto:

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Guess I’ll forever be known as Lumeme who wanted a milf team because I can’t change my nickname or status

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