#hp poa

• cracks his knuckles against any hard surface he finds
• pushes his glasses up by the frames and then gets angry when he leaves a mark on the lens 
• sips his tea when it’s too hot, burns his tongue, and then does it again
• drinks his tea with no sugar in it even tho he likes it better with sugar
• literally always humming a muggle song. it’s old lady music though because he was only allowed to listen to what petunia liked
• uses muggle swears only
• used to be part of the nativity christmas plays in school because dudley was always in them. was def a tree or smth tho
• has the best posture ever because petunia never let him slouch. can walk up and down stairs or run with books on his head.
• literally so good at magic tricks. can pull anything out of your ear
• packs a mean fucking punch
• like you do not want to be on the receiving end of his fist
• is so bad at reading. he is harry 19 never learned how 2 fuckin read
• like he doesn’t even have any learning disabilities he just fucking sucks at reading
• but so good at math
• math gay !!!! bi
• is so good at an american accent. does one constantly. it annoys hermione and ron so much
• his handwriting is borderline illegible
• sometimes even he can’t read his handwriting
• can master any spell within a few tries and everybody hates him for it
• is the best at DADA but also very good in transfiguration and charms and literally all of his classes because he isn’t stupid
• remember kids harry is only stupid when it comes to his actions, not his academics. also, grades don’t determine intelligence :)
• hates men so much but is also so attracted to them
• he came out as gay to everyone and a few months later had to sit them all back down and say ‘so girls are cool too’
• when he cares, he has an amazing fashion sense
• but he usually doesn’t care lmao
• looks ethereal in a skirt and crop top
• absolutely doesn’t care what people think of him. will walk around naked given the chance
• massive dick energy
• will tell you to shut up if he doesn’t want to listen to you
• can and will change the subject five different times in the span of a minute. only hermione can keep up when he gets going
• king of breaking awkward silences with the worst possible thing he could say in that moment
• maxed out at 5′5″ (165 cm) 
• has the same feral energy as a chihuahua
• no self preservation. if he sees something that even hints at the possibility of hurting him, he is absolutely going to touch that thing
• so intimidating
• his glare has murdered thousands
• people are terrified of him but respect him so much
• terrified of dogs because of marge’s dog
• got over his fear slightly when sirius showed up but also not really because sirius really scared him in third year :(
• also scared of toads. i don’t make the rules, i just play by them
• a toad jumped and hit him in the face once when he was gardening and it scarred him for life
• trevor is the only exception but you won’t catch harry holding him
• snakes tho? the love of his life. will kill a man for a snake
• also cats :’)

i might add more at some point who knows. feel free to add your own obscure harry headcanons :)