#trevor the toad
- cracks his knuckles against any hard surface he finds
- pushes his glasses up by the frames and then gets angry when he leaves a mark on the lens
- sips his tea when it’s too hot, burns his tongue, and then does it again
- drinks his tea with no sugar in it even tho he likes it better with sugar
- literally always humming a muggle song. it’s old lady music though because he was only allowed to listen to what petunia liked
- uses muggle swears only
- used to be part of the nativity christmas plays in school because dudley was always in them. was def a tree or smth tho
- has the best posture ever because petunia never let him slouch. can walk up and down stairs or run with books on his head.
- literally so good at magic tricks. can pull anything out of your ear
- packs a mean fucking punch
- like you do not want to be on the receiving end of his fist
- is so bad at reading. he is harry 19 never learned how 2 fuckin read
- like he doesn’t even have any learning disabilities he just fucking sucks at reading
- but so good at math
- math gay !!!!
bi - is so good at an american accent. does one constantly. it annoys hermione and ron so much
- his handwriting is borderline illegible
- sometimes even he can’t read his handwriting
- can master any spell within a few tries and everybody hates him for it
- is the best at DADA but also very good in transfiguration and charms and literally all of his classes because he isn’t stupid
- remember kids harry is only stupid when it comes to his actions, not his academics. also, grades don’t determine intelligence :)
- hates men so much but is also so attracted to them
- he came out as gay to everyone and a few months later had to sit them all back down and say ‘so girls are cool too’
- when he cares, he has an amazing fashion sense
- but he usually doesn’t care lmao
- looks ethereal in a skirt and crop top
- absolutely doesn’t care what people think of him. will walk around naked given the chance
- massive dick energy
- will tell you to shut up if he doesn’t want to listen to you
- can and will change the subject five different times in the span of a minute. only hermione can keep up when he gets going
- king of breaking awkward silences with the worst possible thing he could say in that moment
- maxed out at 5′5″ (165 cm)
- has the same feral energy as a chihuahua
- no self preservation. if he sees something that even hints at the possibility of hurting him, he is absolutely going to touch that thing
- so intimidating
- his glare has murdered thousands
- people are terrified of him but respect him so much
- terrified of dogs because of marge’s dog
- got over his fear slightly when sirius showed up but also not really because sirius really scared him in third year :(
- also scared of toads. i don’t make the rules, i just play by them
- a toad jumped and hit him in the face once when he was gardening and it scarred him for life
- trevor is the only exception but you won’t catch harry holding him
- snakes tho? the love of his life. will kill a man for a snake
- also cats :’)
i might add more at some point who knows. feel free to add your own obscure harry headcanons :)
Enjoy your nightly dose of Mr. Trevor Toad
He hangs out on the porch with me at night. We’re buddies.