Horoscope: Look at you. Barely a month into the new year and you’re already breaking your resolution to stop falling into gorges and getting obnoxiously loud at the sight of babies.
You’d think gorges would at least be easy to avoid but here we are- stuck in a gorge.
Horoscope: Years of enduring the constant, numbing pain of existence will end this week when you discover “whiskey,” a magical drink that makes your problems disappear.
This magical drink is called ‘high powered magnets’ for Lulu there.