#human au
GODZILLA x DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
I know i’m already late for the kaiju party, but I finally got to watch Godzilla: King of the Monsters in HD copy and I’ve been in a mood for designing D&D characters again lol
Feel free to make fan arts, fanfics, and cosplay one of my Gijinka Kaiju designs as long as you credit me!!
HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY!!
EDIT: I added more doodles and shenanigans!! I tried to visualize what would the kaijus look like when they get pissed,and the last one is i lowkey based gojira and ghidorah on jotaro and dio. f i g h t m e.
Stay tuned for more kaiju drawings!!
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Niles: Mom, was I an accident?
Amanda: No, Niles, accidents are usually short-term problems. You were a tragedy. The flaw that will cause my premature death.
Markus takes his father, Carl to physical therapy after he’s been in the car crash, where he meets another father-son duo, but the difference is that the son, quiet, beautiful and sad young man with brown hair and chocolate colored eyes it the one in for therapy.
Connor, who’s been injured while saving a little girl on his first mission as a police officer and his father, lieutenant Hank Anderson, whom Carl befriends right away.
Connor’s in a really dark place mentally, because, being a police officer was his dream (because his dad was saving people from bad guys and of course he wanted to do it too!) and now he won’t have that ever again and even though he does not regret sacrificing his health for saving someone, he thought he’d have more time to do it and he’d manage to save more lives than just one. He thinks that, maybe, if he’d been better, smarter, faster it would not have happened.
Hank is also guilt-ridden that he could not protect his baby boy from the dangers of this shitty world. And now he’s double scared because his other sons, Connor’s twin, Chris and their younger brother, Richard are also training to work for the force.
Markus wants to do everything he can to make Connor’s life even a bit better and it’s just an added bonus that Carl likes the two of them so much and invites them over a lot, him and Hank drinking (when Markus can’t see) and Markus showing Connor how to do art and plays piano for him.
Connor, who doesn’t even consider he has a chance with Markus, is just giving him sad puppy eyes 24/7 and it breaks both Carl and Hank’s hearts, because, they do see that Markus likes Connor a lot and that Connor is so consumed by self-hate that he is totally oblivious to it.
Also, imagine, Richard and Chris being fuckin done with Connor being oblivious idiot and come up with a plan for Chris to go and flirt with Markus and check if he really doesn’t like their brother as Connor claims.
Queue fake Connor (Chris) being dropped of at Markus’ place by Richard. It all goes well and Markus LOVES how much more positive Connor suddenly is and that he’s flirting back and smiling and then Hank comes over and Hank instantly knows its Chris (cause he’s their dad and can tell them apart)
hank: chris what the fuck u doing here
chris: dad SHHHH he doesnt know
hank: who doesnt know? markus or connor?
chris: actually… neither of them know
hank: im sure richard knows
chris: it was his ideahank: chris u have to tell him!
chris: daaad ur ruining operation GCD
hank: the what
chris: operation ‘get connor dick’Meanwhile, at Anderson residence:
connor, wakng up: richard wheres my wheelchair
richard: ummm about that… Chris borrowed it
connor: WHAT THE FUCK DID U TWO DO???–
Also, imagine if Chris at some point forgets he’s supposed to be Connor and just stands up to get himself some water or something and Markus walks in and just.. Faints?
Markus: !????????????!?!?!?!??!
Chris: I can explain???Added chaotic bonus points if Chris is actually ACE and while he’s fine with the romance and flirting part, he’s totally oblivious to anything sexual and compensates by acting super thirsty (cause he researched some porn in preperation) and Markus tries to kiss him and Chris is like: WHOAA BRUHHH HOLD UPPPP
markus, totally sad thinkin connor doesnt like him: im sorry im sorry i wont try again plz dont be mad
chris: NO NO I LIKE U
chris: I MEAN CONNOR LIKES U
chris: OH FUCK
markus: what u mean connor likes me
chris: im not connor
markus: connor this isnt nesseccary if u dont want to kiss me its totally fine
Hank watching this with Carl: Jesus this kid’s gone too far, i need to stop him
Carl: Shhh wait don’t ruin it
Hank: Carl that’s not Connor, that’s his fuckin twin and he’s manipulating your son!
Carl: Oh i know. Want some popcorn?
At the Anderson residence, later that evening:
chris: well markus likes u for sure
connor, desperately hoping his brother didnt embarrass him too much: WHAT. DID. U. DO
chris: ntn he tried to kiss me
connor: what????
chris: ya i mean it was sweet at first he was very romantic but like… eww?
richard: do you think he’ll notice if its me next time
connor: PLEASE STOP
chris: idk bro i mean u do look different but hes really dumb
richard: sounds like its a match made in heaven then
connor: DAAAAD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
chris: connor calm down this is a group project, dont try to do it alone
connor: MY RELATIONSHIP IS A GROUP PROJECT????
chris: we’re your brothers
connor: trust me thats the only reason ur still living
richard: well, we’re invested
connor: YEAH A BIT TOO INVESTED DONT U THINK???
connor: at this point yall gonna put a camera on me if we ever have sex
chris: eww no i dont wanna see that
richard: id watch that
connor: what
richard: what? he’s hot
connor: im about to forget about the family thing and murder u
hank, totally done with this shit and needing a drink: okay time out everyone go to ur room
chris: please nooo i share a room with connor
chris: he’ll kill me
hank: well its a punishment so ..
chris complaining on his way: why am i the one who gets to get murdered. richard was in on it too. this isnt fair.
In their room, later:
chris: psss con. con u awake?
connor: what the fuck u want
chris: call markus come on
connor: U SHUT UP RIGHT NOW
chris: if u dont call him i will
connor: U SHUT UP!!!
hank from his room: I HEAR YALL NOT SLEEPING!
richard, also from connor and chris’ room: WE’RE SLEEPING DAD
chris: richie ur not supposed to be here!!!
richard: fuck i forgot that
The next day, at breakfast:
Hank: what do y'all want for Christmas
Connor: a new family
Chris: some balls for Connor
Richard: I want a new smartphone
Hank: Richard you’re still grounded from the last time you snuck out to meet Gavin
Richard: umm then I want my old smartphone back
Hank: not happening
Richard: ok I also want a new family then
Hank: I thought when y'all got older it would get easier
Chris: what gave you that idea
Haven’t posted this yet haha
Human Lotor AU
Virgil: Hey dad?
Patton: Yeah kiddo?
Virgil trying not to laugh: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Patton: How many?
Virgil struggling: T-Ten tickles…get it like TENTACLES
Patton staring:…
Virgil cracking up as Patton leaves in disappointment: WAIT COME BACK-
Idea: High school AU with unrequited Royality. Roman gets ready to finally ask his crush Patton out only to see him in the hallway sharing a sneaky kiss with Virgil before class. Cue heartbroken Roman and his best friend Janus swooping in to make it all better only for them to fall in love at the end.
Call it: i wish you were straight
In the summer silence I was getting violent~
This was a gift for AS Estrada!
Human Malachite, for Prix
1) You are so sweet ! I honestly get a little choked up at the thought that people want to see more of my silly little doodles, and I’m so very sorry to all the people I haven’t answered yet (especially to the anon who asked like, 3 times). Each of your messages are so funny and clever, even if they are a little bizarre at times. They always brighten up my day!
2) I can’t make any guarantees about a set time, but I’m hoping to free up my schedule and work on the blog a lot more after this winter passes. Thank you so much for staying tuned!
As a token of my gratitude for your abundant patience, here are some sketches to tide you over until I can start answering questions again
Peril: Yeah, I’m allowed to visit, as long as I keep my distance.
Turtle: Sometimes we have to improvise when we hang out, though.
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